The Pigeon Appreciation Song

If crumbs ya threw'n, If crumbs ya threw'n

If crumbs ya threw'n, then you're kind, kind, kind, yeah

If crumbs ya threw'n, If crumbs ya threw'n

If crumbs ya threw'n, then you're kind, kind, kind, yeah

I'm flappin' down from my nest

Wing it to the park when I wanna rest

You gotta feed good to pass my test

Coo-oo.  Some bread crumbs would be best

Yeah, I'm a city bird

I've a seen it done

Your bag got something, ain't that a bun?

If bread you got, and you share it too

You'll hear this birdie coo

You can chase me with a puppy

And I'll fly fly fly, fly fly fly, I'll fly fly

So go ditch your yippie doggie or I'll fly fly fly, fly fly fly

I know you're kind

'Cause crumbs ya threw'n

Tell me with a deli bun

I'm makin' room

This bird is poopin'

Flappin' round in circles with the flock

I peck your face, poop on your sweater

That's thank you in pigeon talk

I know you're kind

'Cause crumbs ya threw'n

Mister, don't ya know I'm won

If crumbs ya threw'n, If crumbs ya threw'n

If crumbs ya threw'n, then you're kind, kind, kind, Mister

If crumbs ya threw'n, If crumbs ya threw'n

If crumbs ya threw'n, then you're kind, kind, kind, Mister

Hey Mister, don’t you wear raingear

'Cause it's too late, too late, mister, now

I get excited when your near

You got bread crumbs, bread crumbs, wow, oh

You can chase me with a puppy

And I'll fly fly fly, fly fly fly, I'll fly fly

So go ditch your yippie doggie or I'll fly fly fly, fly fly fly

I know you're kind

'Cause crumbs ya threw'n

Tell me with a deli bun

I'm makin' room, this bird is poopin'

Flappin' round in circles with the flock

I peck your face, poop on your sweater

That's thank you in pigeon talk

I know you're kind

'Cause crumbs ya threw'n

Mister, don't ya know I'm won

If crumbs ya threw'n, If crumbs ya threw'n

If crumbs ya threw'n, then you're kind, kind, kind, yeah

If crumbs ya threw'n, If crumbs ya threw'n

If crumbs ya threw'n, then you're kind, kind, kind, yeah

I know you're kind

'Cause crumbs ya threw'n

Tell me with a deli bun

I'm makin' room, this bird is poopin'

Flappin' round in circles with the flock

I peck your face, poop on your sweater

That's thank you in pigeon talk

I know you're kind

'Cause crumbs ya threw'n

Mister, don't ya know I'm won