Thursday, February 25, 2016

The Pigeon Appreciation Song

This is a thankful pigeon's adaptation of Meghan Trainor's "If Your Lips Are Moving".

If crumbs ya threw'n, If crumbs ya threw'n
If crumbs ya threw'n, then you're kind, kind, kind, yeah
If crumbs ya threw'n, If crumbs ya threw'n
If crumbs ya threw'n, then you're kind, kind, kind, yeah
I'm flappin' down from my nest
Wing it to the park when I wanna rest
You gotta feed good to pass my test
Coo-oo.  Some bread crumbs would be best
Yeah, I'm a city bird
I've a seen it done
Your bag got something, ain't that a bun?
If bread you got, and you share it too
You'll hear this birdie coo
You can chase me with a puppy
And I'll fly fly fly, fly fly fly, I'll fly fly
So go ditch your yippie doggie or I'll fly fly fly, fly fly fly
I know you're kind
'Cause crumbs ya threw'n
Tell me with a deli bun
I'm makin' room
This bird is poopin'
Flappin' round in circles with the flock
I peck your face, poop on your sweater
That's thank you in pigeon talk
I know you're kind
'Cause crumbs ya threw'n
Mister, don't ya know I'm won
If crumbs ya threw'n, If crumbs ya threw'n
If crumbs ya threw'n, then you're kind, kind, kind, Mister
If crumbs ya threw'n, If crumbs ya threw'n
If crumbs ya threw'n, then you're kind, kind, kind, Mister
Hey Mister, don’t you wear raingear
'Cause it's too late, too late, mister, now
I get excited when your near
You got bread crumbs, bread crumbs, wow, oh
You can chase me with a puppy
And I'll fly fly fly, fly fly fly, I'll fly fly
So go ditch your yippie doggie or I'll fly fly fly, fly fly fly
I know you're kind
'Cause crumbs ya threw'n
Tell me with a deli bun
I'm makin' room, this bird is poopin'
Flappin' round in circles with the flock
I peck your face, poop on your sweater
That's thank you in pigeon talk
I know you're kind
'Cause crumbs ya threw'n
Mister, don't ya know I'm won
If crumbs ya threw'n, If crumbs ya threw'n
If crumbs ya threw'n, then you're kind, kind, kind, yeah
If crumbs ya threw'n, If crumbs ya threw'n
If crumbs ya threw'n, then you're kind, kind, kind, yeah
I know you're kind
'Cause crumbs ya threw'n
Tell me with a deli bun
I'm makin' room, this bird is poopin'
Flappin' round in circles with the flock
I peck your face, poop on your sweater
That's thank you in pigeon talk
I know you're kind
'Cause crumbs ya threw'n
Mister, don't ya know I'm won

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