The Pumice Shoe

This spins "The Promise" by When In Rome into an infomercial sales pitch for a dubious invention.

Before I begin, hear one small disclaimer

For plantar warts, seek podiatrists care

But when feet are sore, and cracking's a danger

Don't limp anymore, you have something to wear

So listen, here's an idea that will bring your feet relief

The pumice shoe

It's a new invention all you limpy people need

The pumice shoe

Your foot pain will soon be gone, and then you will believe

The pumice shoe

The pumice shoe, the pumice shoe for foot care

When callus cracks, and your heels are tender

Let's just face the facts, it can be hard to bear

And if you use it as it's intended

Your feet will be smooth as a babe's derriere

So listen, here's an idea that will bring your feet relief

The pumice shoe

It's a new invention all you limpy people need

The pumice shoe

Your foot pain will soon be gone, and then you will believe

The pumice shoe

The pumice shoe, the pumice shoe…

So listen, here's an idea that will bring your feet relief

The pumice shoe

It's a new invention all you limpy people need

The pumice shoe

Your foot pain will soon be gone, and then you will believe

The pumice shoe

The pumice shoe, the pumice shoe…

I'm gonna sell ya, your feet will sell ya

Smooth feet will sell ya, I'm gonna sell ya

So listen, here's an idea that will bring your feet relief

The pumice shoe

It's a new invention all you limpy people need

The pumice shoe

Your foot pain will soon be gone, and then you will believe

The pumice shoe

The pumice shoe, the pumice shoe…

So listen, here's an idea that will bring your feet relief

The pumice shoe

It's a new invention all you limpy people need

The pumice shoe

You can have volcanic footwear sent to you C.O.D.

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