Hobbit Love Song

This focuses the attention of "I Love You Like a Love Song" by Selena Gomez & the Scene upon JRR Tolkien's hobbit Bilbo.

Second breakfast time

In a hobbit hole home gotta stop and dine

So relax your feet, eat up and unwind

Have some herbal tea, and a yummy bun, it's an elven one

In this hobbit home, time to eat, you and I, we two alone

An edible, hobbit full, bellyful

To break my fast again

And I just want to know, Bilbo

Are you hungry?  Have an elf cake, Bilbo

I, I love you like an elf cake, Bilbo

Honey Hobbit, have an elf cake, Bilbo

And I'll braid your hairy feet-feet-feet-feet-feet

Are you hungry?  Have an elf cake, Bilbo

I, I love you like an elf cake, Bilbo

Honey Hobbit, have an elf cake, Bilbo

And I'll braid your hairy feet-feet-feet-feet-feet

Stay with me, and let no wizard take you away from me

Say goodbye to those dwarves and their questing pleas

You need food to eat, wouldn't you

Don't you feel like having elf food

It's so yummy

It's known elvenkind bake with mastery

These are flavorful, honeyful, wonderful

These are… And I just want to know, Bilbo

Are you hungry?  Have an elf cake, Bilbo

I, I love you like an elf cake, Bilbo

Honey Hobbit, have an elf cake, Bilbo

And I'll braid your hairy feet-feet-feet-feet-feet

Are you hungry?  Have an elf cake, Bilbo

I, I love you like an elf cake, Bilbo

Honey Hobbit, have an elf cake, Bilbo

And I'll braid your hairy feet-feet-feet-feet-feet

My own foot hairs

Groomed and done up, with dwarven braid cords and love

The way to your heart, that cute belly ball

A meal that goes on and on

Are you hungry?  Have an elf cake, Bilbo

I, I love you like an elf cake, Bilbo

Honey Hobbit, have an elf cake, Bilbo

And I'll braid your hairy feet-feet-feet-feet-feet

Are you hungry?  Have an elf cake, Bilbo

I, I love you like an elf cake, Bilbo

Honey Hobbit, have an elf cake, Bilbo

Hobbit love song