Monday, February 8, 2016

Giddy Up, Good Knight

This takes "We Are Young" by Fun and crosses it with a squire's attempts to help a knight onto his horse.

Give me a second Knight
I need to fix your armor plate
This buckles twisted backwards
And there's fighting at the castle gate
It's up to me to get you ready
Just before the war
Thy steed's been acting hyped and restless and
Angry about before and…
I know I screwed up at this months ago
I know you'd like to make the fight
But between the flops and fuddled things
My oversaid apologies
You know, I'm trying hard to make it right
So if by the time the war's over
When you feel like falling down
I'll carry your load
Sir Knight
We are strong
So just trust your faithful squire
I'll raise you up higher
Than your horse
Sir Knight
Please hold on
If you were just a little lighter
I'd lift you up higher
Than your horse
Now I know that I'm not
Strong as I thought
I guess that I
I just thought
Maybe we could find new ways to get you up
But the Huns are back
So let's raise you up
 'Cause we need someone to carry the war
Sir Knight
We are strong
So lets get the winching wire
To raise you up higher
Than your horse
Sir Knight
Please hold on
I'll adjust the winching wire
To lift you up higher
Than your horse
Get on your horse, Good Knight    (na na...)
Just get on your horse, Good Knight    (na na...)
Get on your horse, Good Knight    (na na...)
Just get on your horse, Good Knight    (na na...)
Now you are on your side    (na na...)
You have been spinning and spun    (na na...)
So will someone come and carry the war tonight    (na na...)
The saviors never arrived    (na na...)
But I can hear those drums    (na na…)
So let's get this done and carry the war    (na na...)
Sir Knight
Please hold on
I'll adjust the winching wire
To lift you up higher
Than your horse
Sir Knight
Please hold on
So I'll set the winching wire
And raise you up higher
Than your horse
So, if by the time
The war's over
When you feel like falling down
I'll carry your load
Sir Knight

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