Thursday, February 4, 2016

Grasses Get Mowed

This crosses "Ex's and Oh's" by Elle King with an inexpensive gardener and the cast of Seinfeld.

Well, I knew a little lady, and she was in a jam
So I did all her yardwork, and put out her garbage cans
Whoa, I made some bread to blow
Well she told Mister Kramer who's been spreading my name
'Cause I trimmed his roses and they're really a pain
Hey, hey, and then I met the Vandelay's
One, two, three, they refer neighbors to me
Cause I'm the best gardner that will gardner yards for cheap
One, two, three, they refer neighbors to me
The green things always grow, and I always pull the weeds
Grasses over grow-ow-own, their lawns be
Get it mow-ow-owed, they want me, to rake the ya-ar-ard
It grows you know
Grasses get mowed
Got an extra fiver pruning two whole trees
Mister Ping told the Putty's and they tipped Babu to me
My, my, how those grasses grow high
I get five, I'm the guy for the mow
Doing yardwork, weeding, and trim the hedges low
You know, that's how this gardner rolls
One, two, three, they refer neighbors to me
Cause I'm the best gardner that will gardner yards for cheap
One, two, three, they refer neighbors to me
The green things always grow, and I always rake the leaves
Grasses over grow-ow-own, their lawns be
Get it mow-ow-owed, they want me, to rake the ya-ar-ard
It grows you know
Those grasses over grow-ow-own, their lawns be
Get it mow-ow-owed, they want me, to rake the ya-ar-ard
It grows you know
Grasses get mowed
One, two, three, they refer neighbors to me
If they're short of money, do the job for a grilled cheese
One, two, three, they refer neighbors to me
The green things always grow, and I always pull the weeds
Those grasses over grow-ow-own, their lawns be
Get it mow-ow-owed, they want me, to rake the ya-ar-ard
It grows you know
Grasses over grow-ow-own, their lawns be
Get it mow-ow-owed, they want me, to rake the ya-ar-ard
It grows you know
Grasses get mowed

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