Toast vs Bagel

This one is in memory of David Bowie.  His "Golden Years", as sung by one deprived of a morning bagel.

Hold on here's toast, hot, hot, hot

Hold on here's toast, hot, hot, hot

Hold on here's toast, hot, hot, hot

Don't make me choose between a

Toast or blueberry

Bagel

Hon', heat up a bagel

Breakin' my fast, day's begun

Bacon's warm and the eggs are done

Hon', heat up a bagel

Where's my bagel breakfast roll

Knife for spreading

A little cream cheese on

Hold on here's toast, hot, hot, hot

Hon', heat up a bagel

I'd really love some

Buttery toast

And dreamy cream cheese, bagel

Hon', heat up a bagel

Make a chill mug o' chocolate milk

Chug a mug back, goes fine

With my

Hon', heat up a bagel

I'll slip, twist my ankle in a pool o' tears

If someone doesn't come and tell me, "Sugar, here's…"

Hold on here's toast, hot, hot, hot

Hon', heat up a bagel

One of these days, if you just won't stop

Gonna drive down town

To the bagel shop

Gonna stack that sardine can up to the top

Just fold those seats back hatch back van

Do it up tight, but you gotta pack smart

Dozen by, dozen by, box upon box, I sincerely now

I sincerely have to say

Hon', heat up a bagel Hon' on the toaster, Hon' on the toaster Hon' on the toaster, Hon' on the toaster

Where's my bagel breakfast roll Knife for spreading A little cream cheese on Hold on here's, here's toast, hot, hot, hot Hon', heat up a bagel

Don't make me choose between a

Toast or blueberry

Bagel

Hon', heat up a bagel

Hon' on the toaster, Hon' on the toaster

Hon' on the toaster, there's a bagel setting

I'll slip, twist my ankle in a pool o' tears

If someone doesn't come and tell me, "Sugar, here's…"

Hold on here's toast, hot, hot, hot Hold on here's toast, hot, hot, hot Hold on here's toast, hot, hot, hot