Pick It Out (Booger on the Bedpost)

The nose picker's version of "Inside Out" by Eve 6.

(Chorus) I would wake up at night, sinus aching inside

With a big crusty glob of snot congesting my mind

Should I pick it out, I could scream and shout

Hard boogers just hate hard boogers

Wanna put my finger, knuckle deep or deeper

Wiggle it around, finagle that big booger out

You'd remove boogers too if you knew this goo

I squirm squirm like a worm on a fish hook, hurt, stuck, and so impaled

I want to wimper, whine, and wail

That big blob of snot is painful

My brain is cramped and small, I think I found your wiffle ball

I read words in nasal crannies

In thick gobs of crusty braile

My nostril burns when I exhale

(Chorus)

So calloused in my sinus

From the pick pick of my fingernail

This one looks like a carabou

Or is it more a reindeer, all it needs, a little sled

Tormented by the mucus in my head

(Chorus)

You'd remove it too

Struck a bone in the zone, oh my nose

New breed ankylosaurus

What a find when your mind goes

Stick it where it sticks most, booger on the bedpost

Struck a bone in the zone, oh my nose

New breed ankylosaurus

What a find when your mind goes

Another booger on the bedpost

(Chorus)