Making a Deal

You walked into my furniture store

To get out of the weather

Faux Phoenician vases and stylin dining spaces

Could not catch your attention

You scrunch your eyebrows and you grimace your mouth

I see you have reservations

I'd like to sell you something, maybe you need a couch

You say the price is high

Oh it's just, just way too high

But it's a special and I'm making a deal

I must be crazy to be making a deal

I want this sale and now I'm making a deal

So I'll knock the price

And drop the price

Oh, it's, it's a special today

<Special today>

<Special today>

I'm on commission, but I'll throw it away

You know I have no ambition

Buy it now and I can, I can, toss in this lamp

<Special today>

It's. It's. It's.  A good proposition

The others in the break room think that I can not sell

<Subliminal ad>

It really is a downer

<You want this sofa>

It's hard to meet the plan when the quota's out of hand

<Cooshy cooshy comfy pillows>

Oh don't leave so

Cuz it's a special and I'm making a deal

I must be crazy to be making a deal

I want this sale and now I'm making a deal

So I'll knock the price

And drop the price

Oh, it's, it's a special today

This is a lovely sofa

Oh, what a find, and it reclines

This is my only sofa

<So fa so fa fa, so fa so fa fa>…

When a dime shines

One bargain tag, one bargain man

This is a good buy