Do You Like Your Shoes?

This spins "Would I Lie to You" by the Eurythmics into a tale of elven career change.

Do you like your shoes?

Do you like your shoes, Buddy?

I'm a foot artist Mister, so tell me true

I'm asking you Buster

Do you li-i-ike your shoes?

I'm fine, at the shoe store

I'm not baking anymore

I've left that tree

That cookie dough

Now I got me

My shoe chateau

Suede feet, I'll make it, make it

Suede feet, I'll make it, make it

Do you like your shoes?

Do you like your shoes, Buddy?

Elves don't do buckles, that fad has flew

I'm asking you Buster

Do you li-i-ike your shoes?

Don't make toys, for hairy geezer

That hammer noise,  s'not a pleaser

The North Pole is cold

Elf lips ain't blue

Yeah I got my goals

Now I'm making shoes

Suede feet, I'll make it, make it

Suede feet, I'll make it, make it

Do you like your shoes?

Do you like your shoes, Buddy?

I'm a foot artist Mister, so tell me true

I'm asking you Buster

Do you li-i-ike your shoes?

Do you like your shoes?

Do you like your shoes, Buddy?

Elves don't do velcro, that fad has flew

I'm asking you Buster

Do you li-i-ike your shoes?

I'm fine, at the shoe store

Don't hang with hobbits anymore

Go fight your dragon

Your Tolkien war

I'm making sandals

Got orders out the door

Suede feet, I'll make it, make it

Suede feet, I'll make it, make it

Do you like your shoes?