Wednesday, September 30, 2015

lol brb

This spins S.O.B. by Nathaniel Rateliff into a song about Chinese food and it's ability to interrupt online conversation.

You order delivery?
Mmm mmm mmmm.  Mmm mmm mmmm.  Mmm mmm mm mm mm.
I'm gonna need some of that chow mein
I'm gonna need some battered meat
I'm gonna need some of that egg fu young
I'm gonna need a cookie too
I'm gonna celebrate an egg roll
I'll be chowing broccoli beef
I'm gonna swallow me some of that sweet moo shu, and nobody's gonna keep it from me
LOL
BRB
One more plate
That's what I need
LOL
I said OMG
I'm gonna eat my plate clean
Now been seventeen minutes, since my fork went down
Seventeen more, I'll starve, you'll see
These Asian noodles just won't fill me up
But I need some more of that MSG
LOL
BRB
One more plate
That's what I need
LOL
I said OMG
I'm gonna eat my plate clean
My belly's growling, my mouth is drooling, microwave is calling to me
My belly's growling, my mouth is drooling, microwave is calling to me
My belly's growling, my mouth is drooling, microwave is calling to me
My belly's growling, my mouth is drooling, microwave is calling to me
LOL
BRB
One more plate
That's what I need
LOL
I said OMG
I'm gonna eat my plate clean
LOL
BRB
One more plate
That's what I need
LOL
I said OMG
I'm gonna eat my plate clean

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