Thursday, September 17, 2015

Frogs Don't Wear Pajammies

Oh, frogs don't wear pajammies in the morning,
Morning jammies aren't their cup of tea,
The waistband's far too wide,
and the legs are far too long,
Jammies just don't fit their fannies properly.

Oh, frogs don't wear pajammies in the daytime,
That flannel's hot and itchy in the sun,
And when they hop and jump
on their lily pads and stumps,
Pajammies really aren't a lot of fun.

Oh, frogs don't wear pajammies in the morning,
In that way they are not like you and me,
And even in the night time,
when they have to pee,
Frogs don't wear pajammies don't you see!

Frogs don't wear pajammies on the schoolbus,
All the kids would laugh and point and stare,
            Not even for a million flies!
A frog wouldn't wear pajammies over there.

And when they're swimming in the pond,
Pajammies wouldn't last for long,
They'd get wet and limp and soggy,
Oh that poor pajammied froggy!

That's why frogs wear bathing suits.

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