Frog in the Bandolier

This spins "Chandelier" by Sia into a tale of a desparado frog who will stop at nothing to get at those flies on the window.

Bandit frog, with attitude

I will get your bug, one webby dude

I eat that bug, eat that bug (croak)

I will go to your window sill

Where you keep your flies, get your bugs I will

Can't stop me now, stop me now (croak)

Eat that fly, eat that fly, lick

Eat that fly, eat that fly, lick

Eat that fly, eat that fly, lick

Eat 'em down, can't stop me now

I am the frog in the bandolier, in the bandolier

I am the frog your insects call dangerous

The one they call dangerous

I'm gonna climb, up your venician blinds, to your most precious flies

I am the frog in the bandolier, in the bandolier

And I'm climbing up to the heights, 'til I'm there where your flies like to hide

Just stand back now, I'm eating flies, eat them all, this is bandit frog pride

And now I'm climbing up to the heights, 'til I'm there where your flies like to hide

Just stand back now, I'm eating flies, eat them all, this is bandit frog pride

Bandit frog pride

Bug owner, I address

Better back off now, this is serious

Just keep away, just keep away

Eat that fly, eat that fly, lick

Eat that fly, eat that fly, lick

Eat that fly, eat that fly, lick

Eat 'em down, can't stop me now

I am the frog in the bandolier, in the bandolier

I am the frog your insects call dangerous

The one they call dangerous

I'm gonna climb, up your venician blinds, to your most precious flies

I am the frog in the bandolier, in the bandolier

And I'm climbing up to the heights, 'til I'm there where your flies like to hide

Just stand back now, I'm eating flies, eat them all, this is bandit frog pride

And now I'm climbing up to the heights, 'til I'm there where your flies like to hide

Just stand back now, I'm eating flies, eat them all, this is bandit frog pride

Bandit frog pride