In Klingon

NOTE: Lines in red are in spoken Klingon

The Star Trek Convention has come to town

I've got my costume on today

I've got my golden ticket in my spacy chainmail pocket

And phasors set for stun.  I'm on my way!

In Klingon (In Klingon)

I'm gonna sing this Trekke song

I'm gonna sing it down the halls

And off the elevator walls

You know, I'm gonna sing this Trekkie song

In Klingon (In Klingon)

I'm gonna sing this Trekke song

I'm gonna sing it to my cat

And when I'm at the laundromat

Oh yeah, I'm gonna sing this Trekkie song

Can you tell me where to find the implements of destruction?

Would the mighty rodent hunter like a belly rub?

A being of no honor has left the clothes drier all linty

In Klingon (In Klingon)

I'm gonna sing this Trekke song

I'm gonna sing it to street mimes

And in the supermarket lines

Oh yeah, I'm gonna sing this Trekkie song

In Klingon (In Klingon)

I'm gonna sing this Trekke song

I'm gonna sing it when I shower

With all my Klingon power

You know, I'm gonna sing this Trekkie song

This invisible box technology is most interesting

Let us do battle to determine our position in the checkout line

A clean forehead ridge is a happy forehead ridge

In Klingon (In Klingon)

I'm gonna sing this Trekke song

I'm gonna sing it at the diner

Oh yeah, I'll sing it all the time, yeah

You know, I'm gonna sing this Trekkie song

This meat is overcooked, without blood, and unappetizing