Friday, July 3, 2015

Dispensable (The PEZ Empowerment Song)

This is the PEZ spin of Pat Benatar's "Invincible".

This is a tale of packaged PEZ candy
Our crunchy shape a longish square
Stuck in the candy drawer!
Won't anybody eat us?
Stuck in the candy drawer!
We'd fit aboard some plastic instrument
We have our artifical flavoring
And with geometric symmetry
We will be dispensable
That plastic head could be extendable
We certainly would all fit inside
Stuck in the candy drawer!
We've got the right to be snacked on!
Stuck in the candy drawer!
When there's no more gummies in there anymore!
We'll get aboard that plastic instrument
We have our artifical flavoring
And with geometric symmetry
We will be dispensable
It could be Santa or Chewbacca
Or Frozen Queen of Ice
And with geometric symmetry
We will be dispensable
Won't anybody eat us?
Stuck in the candy drawer!  When there's no more…
No more gummies in there anymore
We'll get aboard that plastic instrument
We have our artifical flavoring
And with geometric symmetry
We will be dispensable
It could be Grumpy or Chewbacca
Check e-bay's bidding price!
And with geometric symmetry
We will be dispensable
We'll get aboard that plastic instrument
We have our artifical flavoring
And with geometric symmetry
We will be dispensable
We'll get aboard that plastic instrument
We have our artifical flavoring
And with geometric symmetry
We will be dispensable

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