Constipa...tion

This is the constpated spin of "Kryptonite" by 3 Doors Down.

I watched a fly walk on the wall

To pass my troubled time

That drippy faucet has me thinking

I am losing my mind

I am so tired of the rumble of the bathroom fan

I feel there's nothing I can do, ow

I am so tired of the rumble of the bathroom fan

After all this time in here

I wish my time in here was through

I really don't mind a can trip now and then

But when's this trip to the can gonna end

I need my fiber and you ate all of my raisin bran

You ate my grapefruit, all you left me's that old can of spam

It's futile but I try with my superhuman might

Constipa…

Now here I sit on this here seat

Bent with irregularity

I shook this cramped up stall

With echoes of my grunty howl

I concentrate, I pray, I beg

And feeling numbness in my leg

But nothing can alleviate my balking bowel

I need my fiber and you ate all of my raisin bran

You ate my grapefruit, all you left me's that old can of spam

It's futile but I try with my superhuman might

Constipate…

I need my fiber and you ate all of my raisin bran

You ate my grapefruit, all you left me's that old can of spam

It's futile but I try with my superhuman might

Constipate…

Shun!

I need my fiber and you ate all of my raisin bran

You ate my grapefruit, all you left me's that old can of spam

It's futile but I try with my superhuman might

Constipa…

Oh ohh ohh

Oh ohh ohh

Oh ohh ohh