Bathtub, Rubber Duck, 'n the Baker's Dozen

This crosses "Uptown Funk" by Mark Ronson with bathtub preparation and donuts. Dough…

Dough… Dough-nuht,       Dough… Dough-nuht,        Dough dough

Dough… Dough-nuht,       Dough… Dough-nuht,        Dough dough

Dough… Dough-nuht,       Dough… Dough-nuht,        Dough dough

Dough… Dough-nuht,       Dough dough                     Yow!

This tub - it's too cold

I'm gonna freeze - my jelly roll

This tub - gonna chill me

There will be - freezy cold éclair

That fillin', just chillin' - Gettin' goosebumps, that ain't pretty

All flusterd, my cold custard

Gettin' the dough, you know, gritty

It's too cold (Turn't up)

This soggy croissant it ain't funny, man

It's too cold (Turn't up)

This powdered donut's all gummy, man

It's too cold (Turn't up)

Ain't no blame so just get it right

It's too cold (And full)

So drain it down

Start again

Nibblin' on my fritter (mmmm)

Nibblin' on my fritter (mmmm)

Nibblin' on my fritter (mmmm)

(Now listen here, I don't bathe alone)

My rubber duck gonna squeek a lil' (squeek)

My rubber duck gonna squeek a lil' (squeek)

My rubber duck gonna squeek a lil' (squeek)

That fritter really hit the spot!

If you're dirty, just wash

Dough…

Dough… Dough-nuht,       Dough… Dough-nuht,        Dough dough      (Yum!)

If you're dirty, just wash

Dough…

Dough… Dough-nuht,       Dough… Dough-nuht,        Dough dough      (Yum!)

If you're dirty, just wash

If you're dirty, just wash

If you're dirty, just wash

If you're dirty, just wash

Say, say, say, yum!

Stop

Wait a minute

Fill my tub, put some bubbles in it

Makin sure, dip my toe

Turn around!  Gotta scratch!

Scratch my shoulder, oh that's good, that itchy spot below my knee

If you itch it, gotta scratch it

Like a bare back on that barky tree

It's too hot (Turn't down)

This maple bar is a goner, man

It's too hot (Turn't down)

Don't wanna bathe in a sauna, man

It's too hot (Turn't down)  (Turn't down)

There ain't no blame so just get it right

It's too hot (And full)

So drain it down

Start again

Nibblin' on my cruller (mmmm)

Nibblin' on my cruller (mmmm)

Nibblin' on my cruller (mmmm)

My rubber duck gonna squeek a lil' (squeek)

My rubber duck gonna squeek a lil' (squeek)

My rubber duck gonna squeek a lil' (squeek)

That cruller really hit the spot!

If you're dirty, just wash

Dough…

Dough… Dough-nuht,       Dough… Dough-nuht,        Dough dough      (Yum!)

If you're dirty, just wash

Dough…

Dough… Dough-nuht,       Dough… Dough-nuht,        Dough dough      (Yum!)

If you're dirty, just wash

If you're dirty, just wash

If you're dirty, just wash

If you're dirty, just wash

Say, say, say, yum!

Before I bathe

Let me tell yall a lil' something

Bathtub, rubber duck, bathtub rubber duck

Bathtub, rubber duck, bathtub rubber duck

I said bathtub, rubber duck, bathtub rubber duck

Bathtub, rubber duck, bathtub rubber duck

I gonna eat

This donut

Got some sprinkles on it

This rainbow sprinkle donut

Gonna nibble off, pink frosting

I gonna eat

This donut

This rainbow sprinkle donut

Well that sprinkly donut done hit the spot

If you're dirty, just wash

Dough…

Dough… Dough-nuht,       Dough… Dough-nuht,        Dough dough      (Yum!)

If you're dirty, just wash

Dough…

Dough… Dough-nuht,       Dough… Dough-nuht,        Dough dough      (Yum!)

If you're dirty, just wash

If you're dirty, just wash

If you're dirty, just wash

If you're dirty, just wash

Say, say, say, yum!

Bathtub, rubber duck, bathtub rubber duck  ('n doh-nuhht)

Bathtub, rubber duck, bathtub rubber duck

Bathtub, rubber duck, bathtub rubber duck  ('n doh-nuhht)

Bathtub, rubber duck, bathtub rubber duck

(You may say it's yucky)

(Got frosting on my ducky)

(Don't know how it got on there)

(Wash it off, and I don't care)

Bathtub, rubber duck, bathtub rubber duck  ('n doh-nuhht)

Bathtub, rubber duck, bathtub rubber duck

Bathtub, rubber duck, bathtub rubber duck  ('n doh-nuhht)

Bathtub, rubber duck!

Yow!