Dog Doo

This crosses "Dark Blue" by Jack's Mannequin with a flaming bag of dog dooty.

I'm late (I'm late) and - racing for the door (racing for the door)

I don't (don't know) how - I - can - possibly - expect - to get - to school on time

And now (and now) I - am - running cross the lawn (running cross the lawn)

What - is - that - foul - o-dor

And - why's - grass - heading for my face - didn't ev-en stumble - so

Slow - down..  I - think - that - I - just - slipped - in

Dog doo (dog doo)

Bill - my - neighbor - walked his dog - didn't bring along a scoop - or a - plas-tic bag

Upon - my lawn - his dog was squatting - and squatting down

Dog doo (dog doo)

Bill - my - neighbor - walked his dog - didn't bring along a scoop - or a - plas-tic bag

Upon - my lawn - his dog was squatting - left a pile of - dog doo-o

Yes - dog - doo-ooo

I wipe (I wipe) feet across the grass, swiveling my heel

Still on - my foot, I try - jumping up and down - but I gotta think of some-thing - new

I scrape (I scrape) scraping with a stick, stick is springing up

And - now - it's - on - my pants - and there's still some-on my shoe

And pressed for time, best that I, - go - now

I'm - run-ning - down - the - street - with

Dog doo (dog doo)

Have you - ever been in class, and they all - look at you, They - smell - it - too

They pinch - their noses - pointing (and pointing) at

Dog doo (dog doo)

Have you - ever been in class, and they all - look at you, They - smell - it - too

They laugh - behind your back - pointing - at - dog - doo

I was scooping

I was scooping up blobs

I was scooping (I was scooping)

Got a paper bag of

And then I went over to Bill's house

And set that bag on fire (bag on fire)

And rang the doorbell too (geezer)

And I ran off like a race-hor-rrr-se

I - got - even - for - my - shoe-ooo

And it was - dog - doo-ooo

Dog doo (dog doo)

Bill - my - neighbor - walked his dog - didn't bring along a scoop - or a - plas-tic bag

Upon - my lawn - his dog was squatting - and squatting down

Dog doo (dog doo)

Bill - my - neighbor - walked his dog - didn't bring along a scoop - or a - plas-tic bag

Upon - my lawn - his dog was squatting - left a pile of - dog doo-o

When Bill steps on that ba-ag - he'll know - dog - doo

When Bill steps on that ba-ag - he'll know - (he'll know)