Friday, March 15, 2019

Undead Copurnicus (1545)

This spins Bowling for Soup's 1985 back a few centuries and makes it quite a bit more yummy-brainy-brain centric.

Ghoul, ghoul

Copurnicus had it all
He aced that astral call
Sun is up in space
And Earth revolves this way
He seemed to hit the score
Then he said something more
That Polo had a plan
Flat Earth a trading scam

He was gonna be a math wiz
He was gonna be a star
He was gonna shake his ass
Out of tune with Pope Paul's choir
But Polo was trainee in foul necromancy
He took to afterlife
And nothing has been alright

Albert Einstein, Bernoulli
Big brainy men those truly
There was Kepler, Galilei
Copurnicus's progeny
Now he is a night ghoul
And big brains make him fight drool
Since he was revivified
In fifteen, fifteen, fifteen forty five

Ghoul, fifteen forty five, ghoul

He eats astro-physics
He eats 'em every time
Bessel, Bode, Steven Hawking
Even that Sagan guy
He snacked out on LaGrange
And Anne Jump Cannon
Thought he'd get a hand
On Neil deGrasse Tyson

When Copurnicus ate Carl Sagen
Those yummy neurons numbered billion billion
When did astronomy become T.V.
What ever happened to sextants, nocturnals
In the grave you know were

Einstein, Bernoulli
Those brains were ghouly drool meat
There was Newton and Brahe
Copurnicus's progeny
Now he is a night ghoul
And big brains make him fight drool
Since he was revivified
In fifteen, fifteen, fifteen forty five

Ghoul
He hates time, make it stop
What did Apple do to make Siri talk?
And when did NASA get A.I. factor
Please make this
Stop! Stop! Stop!
And bring back

Einstein, Bernoulli
Those brains were kinda chewy
There was Herschel and Haley
Copurnicus's progeny
Now he is a night ghoul
And big brains make him fight drool
Since he was revivified
Fifteen forty five

That Einstein, Bernoulli
Those brains were ghouly drool meat
There was Hubble and Zwicky
Copurnicus's progeny
Now he is a night ghoul
And big brains make him fight drool
Since he was revivified
In fifteen, fifteen, fifteen forty five

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