The Curse of the Werechihuahua

Regina Spektor's "Fidelity" bitten by the werechihuahua.

I fight the urge to find a chewie
Oh, this strange time of the moon
Ever since chihuahua drooly
Bit my ankle in the gloom
My hairy wee time
Oh these forces
My hairy behind
Oh this curse
My hairy feet climb
Oh these nails click
And it makes me arf
And it makes me arf
And it makes me arf, arf arf arf, arf arf arf, arf arf arf arf arf arf
And it makes me arf, arf arf arf, arf arf arf, arf arf arf arf arf arf
Suppose I chewed a hole through my shoe
Suppose this paw won't fit a glove
Suppose you knew I'm way too small to
Jump up to reach that door knob
Suppose I chewed the telephone too
Suppose I couldn't even talk
Suppose I kept on waiting too long
Just to take a dog walk
Just to take a walk, arf arf arf, arf arf arf, arf arf arf arf arf arf
Just to take a walk, arf arf arf, arf arf arf, arf arf arf arf arf arf
Just to take a walk, arf arf arf, arf arf arf, arf arf arf arf arf arf
Take a walk
Take a walk
All my friends say
That the carpets
Gonna get wetter
Gonna get wetter
Wetter
Wetter
Wetter
Wetter
Wetter
Wetter
Wetter
I fight the urge to bite a chewie
Oh, this strange time of the moon
Ever since chihuahua drooly
Bit my ankle, sealed my doom
My hairy wee time
Oh this curse is
My hairy behind
And fleas hurt
My hairy feet climb
Oh these nails click
And it makes me arf
And it makes me arf
My hairy wee time
All of these curses
My hairy behind
All these fleas hurt
My hairy feet climb
All of these nails click
And it makes me arf
And it makes me arf
And it makes me arf, arf arf arf, arf arf arf, arf arf arf arf arf arf
And it makes me arf, arf, arf, arf, arf
And it makes me arf, arf arf arf, arf arf arf, arf arf arf arf arf arf
And it makes me arf
Makes me arf
And it makes me arf
And it makes me arf
And it makes me arf
And it makes me arf