Vulcan Wannabe

This takes Pete Krebs and the Kung Pao Chickens rendition of "Wasting All My Love on You", and spins it with Trekkie sorrows.

Live long and prosper, it's destiny

My words are truer than true

Pasting my ears

Pasting both my ears with glue

So pointy

I'm such a Vulcan

You would see

What this stuck skin could do

I'm pasting my ears

Pasting up my ears with glue

Then I would impress your guests
When I address them
With my finger thing

I wrap lobes in those forms

Of Vulcan norms

Oh I'd use my mind meld skill

And thoughts would spill

I could be there beaming

Up a cosmic stream

My words are truer than true

I'm pasting my ears

I'm pasting up my ears with glue