Convection

This spins Charlie Puth's "Attention" into a song about a broken convection oven and an almost excellent lasagna.

Whoa, mmmm
You've been stirring sauce, stirring sauce, stirring sauce
With that sausage seasoning
Get your noodles on, noodles on, noodles on
One by one
You could get applause, get applause, get applause
From Italian food gourmets
Put your noodles on, noodles on, noodles on
Til you're done, oh
I know the best lasagna
You'll ever get
You got your cheesy block all shredded fine, oh
Now how will you heat lasagna?
Your oven's wrecked
And cold wet soggy noodles aren't divine

You just want convection
Your oven won't start
Maybe you just blew your brand new oven's only fuse
Yeah, you just want convection
And if they have the parts
It's just not in time to ever fully cook this food, oh

You will never fit, never fit, never fit
That pan in the microwave
And your noodles are, noodles are, noodles are
Out of luck
And with that metal trim, metal trim, metal trim
It's not even micro-safe
You already know, 'ready know, 'ready know,
That you're done, oh
Now how will you heat lasagna?  (heat lasagna)
Your oven's wrecked
There's no way they'll fix this up in time
(There's no way they'll fix this up in time)
I know the best lasagna (oh lasagna)
You'll never get (oh, baby)
Cause cold uncooked lasagna ain't divine

You just want convection
Your oven won't start
Maybe you just blew your brand new oven's only fuse, a fuse
Yeah, you just want convection
And if they have the parts
It's just not in time to ever fully cook this food, oh food, oh

Where is the melty cheesy
Where is that brown cheese, yum  (Where is it brown?)
Where is the melty cheesy
Where is that brown cheese, yum  (Where is it brown?)
Where is the melty cheesy
Where is that brown cheese, yum  (Where is it brown?)
Where is the melty cheesy
Where is that brown cheese, yum

Now how will you heat lasagna?  Your oven's wrecked
Your guests will be show up here at any time
I know the best lasagna you'll never get
Cause cold wet soggy noodles aren't divine

You just want convection
Your oven won't start
Maybe you just blew your brand new oven's only fuse
Yeah, you just want convection
And if they have the parts
It's just not in time to ever fully cook this food, oh

Where is the melty cheesy
Where is that brown cheese, yum  (Where is it brown?)
Where is the melty cheesy
Where is that brown cheese, yum  (Yeah you just want convection)
Where is the melty cheesy (Your oven won't start)
Where is that brown cheese, yum
(Your guests will just have to dine on take-out pizza food, oh)
Where is the melty cheesy
Where is that brown cheese, yum