Saturday, January 6, 2018

Dehumidified

This spins BØRNS "Faded Heart" from a tale of failed love into a tale broken air conditioning.

Broke AC, broke AC
So you see my situation - dry heat
Somehow dry skin began a disease
Iguana scales on my feet, oh man

Insidious sinuses
My mummied booger hurts when I sneeze
The high heat time has began
So you can understand my jam
And it feels just like I'm dehumidified
(Dehumidified)

Appliance, wouldn't start
Don't they make replacement parts
I'll get you some
Shouldn't take so long
Oh, don't they make replacement parts
Could you fix it?  No
Could you fix it?  No
Could you fix it?  Sweetie, pretty please  (Hot)

Bad AC, bad AC
My tummy growling like a dog in the heat
I'm trying not to cook up the night
So I called take out for tonight, to go

So come see my cozy home
I'll show you the way my garbage can stinks
With fumes of decay, remains of all my chicken wings, oh man
But it feels like I'm dehumidified
(Dehumidified)

Appliance, wouldn't start
Don't they make replacement parts
I'll get you some
Shouldn't take so long
Oh, don't they make replacement parts
Could you fix it?  No
Could you fix it?  No
Could you fix it?  Sweetie, pretty please  (Hot)

I need drops for dry eyes
Temperature's too high
Scratching the itches, sweaty crevices, uh huh

Appliance, wouldn't start
Don't they make replacement parts
Don't say they're out
Shouldn't wait so long, oh no
Don't they make replacement parts
Could you get it?  No
Could you get it?  No
Could you get it?  Sweetie, pretty please

Don't they make replacement parts

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