Bigfoot Towel

Well I was doing my pilates when some others came around
Brought some cattle, built some buildings, built some bridges, built a town

It was a town town t-t-t town town
Town t-town t-t-t town town
It was a brand new town

And they said, "See that person's really hairy, kind of scary, be aware
He's got big feet, eating berries, say that's bigfoot over there"
And they'd chase me through the forest with their torches and I'd scream
Saying, "Hey, chill out guys, your'e being kind of mean"

What's with this town town t-t-t town town
Ooh town, ooh town, t-t-t town town
T-t-t town town town

And then they made a lot of money selling bigfoot souveniers
Bigfoot magnets, bigfoot coasters, bigfoot glasses with big ears
And I riffled through the trinkets and I grunted with dismay
When I chanced upon a treasure there put upon display

It was a towel t-towel t-t-t towel towel
Towel towel, towel towel, t-t-t towel towel
It was a bigfoot towel

And they looked there at the towel
Then they looked right back at me
And they smirked a bit and giggled and they had a laugh at me
And I could have gotten angry or I could have got annoyed
But it was better than the torches so this made me overjoyed

It was my towel t-towel t-t-t towel towel
Ooh towel, ooh towel, t-t-t towel towel
It was my bigfoot towel

And now I'm living on the beach
And I'm hanging with my friends
We got our music by the fire
And the party never ends

I've got my bigfoot towel t-towel t-t-t towel towel
Ooh towel, ooh towel, t-t-t towel towel
I've got my bigfoot towel

They say they saw a leprechaun, I'll have to go and see
He needs a towel towel t-t-t towel towel
Ooh towel, ooh towel, t-t-t towel towel
Green and gold and little torn, come and meet the unicorn
He has a towel towel t-t-t towel towel
Ooh towel, ooh towel, t-t-t towel towel
You should meet our other friends, Kraken, Kong, and alien
They've got a towel towel t-t-t towel towel
Ooh towel, ooh towel, t-t-t towel towel
They've got a towel towel

So if you're feeling hungry now and ready for a snack
Let's get another round of smoothies from the local yogurt shack
Head into the beach town
Come on now, I'll show you how
But townfolk can be scary now, so don't forget to bring your towel

You need a towel t-towel t-t-t towel towel
Towel towel, towel towel, t-t-t towel towel
You need your towel towel
Don't forget your towel t-towel t-t-t towel towel
Towel towel, towel towel, t-t-t towel towel
You need your towel towel

I got my bigfoot towel
Ooh towel, ooh towel, t-t-t towel towel
Its hairy, its foul, but also kind of snuggy now
Yeah, it is my favorite
Towel t-towel t-t-t towel towel
Ooh towel, ooh towel, t-t-t towel towel
I love my bigfoot towel