This takes "Carousel" by Melanie Martinez and crosses it with the joy of cereal marshmallows, a distaste for cereal kibble, and the dangers inherent in hanging around with people who pick out all the yummy marshmallows.
By the pound you can buy this bulk cereal, let's go
Buy enough of this stuff, it gets really cheap, I know
Picking it all through for the marshmallows, good times
Sweets I am finding inside of this cereal
Come, come and I'll show
You might want to know
The fluf-fy feel of a marshmallow
Oh, come take my hand
To the register stand
To buy, to try, this bulk cereal
And it's all yummy things
'Til the marshmallows all run low
But you still got a lot of kibble
And there's no sugar snacks now
By the pound you can buy this bulk cereal, let's go
Buy enough of this stuff, it gets really cheap, I know
Picking it all through for the marshmallows, good times
Sweets I am finding inside of this cereal
The source you should know
With food dyes rainbows
Fructose, fructose, we can eat those
Right, right when I'm near
It's like they disappear
What do you know? We're down to kibble, you can eat those
And it's all yummy things
'Til the marshmallows all run low
But you still got a lot of kibble
And there's no sugar snacks now
By the pound you can buy this bulk cereal, let's go
Buy enough of this stuff, it gets really cheap, I know
Picking it all through for the marshmallows, good times
Sweets I am finding inside of this cereal
What kind of meal, these crusty kibble parts
Could feed my cat but it might barf
And now I'm stuck, I'm stuck
Buying, buying, buying
By the pound you can buy this bulk cereal, let's go
Buy enough of this stuff, it gets really cheap, I know
Picking it all through for the marshmallows, good times
Sweets I am finding inside of this cereal
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