Your Shoes

Your shoes radiate a fashion sense
With a style that is in command
But something else about them eminates
And I tell you it is not as grand
Those crusty socks with sweaty stains
Concealed within your shoes
And wrinkled noses, troubled faces
These reveal the truth

They can smell a foul odor
They can smell a foot odor, people
Your feet have a foul odor
They can smell your foot odor people, ooh

Shoes are made for germs to incubate
Those germs proliferate in sweaty swill
Your shoes are the shoes they populate
Get funky with their fungi buddies smell
For there's caked feet, crowded, jammy toes
All stinking in your shoes
And if you think the smell will blow away
Here's one quick tip for you

They can smell a foul odor
They can smell your foot odor, people
They can smell that foul odor
They can smell your foot odor people
Foul odor. Foot odor. Your odor.
Stinking and a reeking and a
Foul odor. Foot odor. Your odor.
They don't want to smell it and a

They can smell a foul odor
They can smell your foot odor, people
They can smell that foul odor
They can smell your foot odor people
Foul odor. Foot odor. Your odor.
They don't want to smell that foot odor
Foul odor. Foot odor. Your odor.
Stinking and a reeking and a oh P.U.
Foul odor. Foot odor. Your odor.
I don't want to smell that foot odor
Foul odor. Foot odor. Your odor.
It's your foot odor.  Unh.

Your shoes. Your shoes.

Bulk Cereal

By the pound you can buy this bulk cereal, let's go
Buy enough of this stuff, it gets really cheap, I know
Picking it all through for the marshmallows, good times
Sweets I am finding inside of this cereal

Come, come and I'll show
You might want to know
The fluf-fy feel of a marshmallow

Oh, come take my hand
To the register stand
To buy, to try, this bulk cereal

And it's all yummy things
'Til the marshmallows all run low
But you still got a lot of kibble
And there's no sugar snacks now

By the pound you can buy this bulk cereal, let's go
Buy enough of this stuff, it gets really cheap, I know
Picking it all through for the marshmallows, good times
Sweets I am finding inside of this cereal

The source you should know
With food dyes rainbows
Fructose, fructose, we can eat those

Right, right when I'm near
It's like they disappear
What do you know?  We're down to kibble, you can eat those

And it's all yummy things
'Til the marshmallows all run low
But you still got a lot of kibble
And there's no sugar snacks now

By the pound you can buy this bulk cereal, let's go
Buy enough of this stuff, it gets really cheap, I know
Picking it all through for the marshmallows, good times
Sweets I am finding inside of this cereal

What kind of meal, these crusty kibble parts
Could feed my cat but it might barf
And now I'm stuck, I'm stuck
Buying, buying, buying

By the pound you can buy this bulk cereal, let's go
Buy enough of this stuff, it gets really cheap, I know
Picking it all through for the marshmallows, good times
Sweets I am finding inside of this cereal