Lippy Doo

This spins the traditional standard "Diga Diga Doo" into and ode to mustaches and people who have or haven't grown them.

Charlie Chaplin, Fu Manchu
Facial hair is what they do
Get a little, grow a lippy doo too
Get a little, grow a lippy doo

Hulk Hogan and Einstein too
Are in the furry lippin' crew
Get a little, grow a lippy doo too
Get a little, grow a lippy doo

Try a hairy, get a lippy doo creation
But if you trim a get a lippy doo too straight
You're gonna look like Hitler

So, wax it classic barkeep style
Or flash your Errol Flynn profile
Get a little, grow a lippy doo too
Get a little, grow a lippy doo

Get a little, grow a lippy doo too
Get a little, grow a lippy doo

Get a little, grow a lippy doo too
Get a little, grow a lippy doo

Try a hairy, get a lippy doo creation
But if you trim a get a lippy doo too late
You're gonna look like Hagrid

So, sport it Colonel Mustard style
Or twirl a thin whip villian spiral
Get a little, grow a lippy doo too

Hairless lip, he feeling blue
Hey Shaggy pal of Scooby Doo
Get a little, grow a lippy doo

Doctor Phil and Dali too
Are in the furry lippin' crew
Get a little, grow a lippy doo too

Hairless lips, they feeling blue
Honest Abe and Doctor Who
Get a little, grow a lippy doo

Groucho Marx and Ghandi too
Are in the furry lippin' crew
Get a little, grow a lippy doo too

Get a lippy doo