Sauteed Squirrels

This spins Pet Shop Boys "West End Girls" into a dog's day stuck in the house alone.

Sometimes you're feeling underfed
You're chewing on a sneaker and rolling in the bed
They say you're bad, too unstable
Sniffing the chairs and licking the tables
There's a red squirrel, out on the lawn
And on T.V. there's a chef-a-thon
Feed a yawn, breathe in deep
Then lay it down, to a dachshund's sleep

When a dachshund dreams of another world
It's squeeky toys and sauteed squirrels
In a dachshund's dreams of another world
It's squeeky toys and sauteed squirrels
Sauteed squirrels

Use crunchy kibbles, dachshund advises
Cheeses and sauces, mystery spices
Fish, bugs, pie, bones
Doorknob turns, someone's home
Hang onto your keys, can we please, can we go for a walk and
Keep on your shoes, lets walk around the block, and
(A dog's gotta pee)

When a dachshund dreams of another world
It's squeeky toys and sauteed squirrels
In a dachshund's dreams of another world
It's squeeky toys and sauteed squirrels
Sauteed squirrels
Sauteed squirrels

(Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on)
(Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on)
(A dog's gotta pee)

When a dachshund dreams of another world
It's squeeky toys and sauteed squirrels
In a dachshund's dreams of another world
It's squeeky toys and sauteed squirrels
Sauteed squirrels

Well it gives you gas, those rawhide bones
Found the box, I'll eat me some
It tastes delicious, but there's the gas
Sore tummy, but eat some grass
A quickie fix-it, for situations
From diarrhea to the constipation
(I farted again)

When a dachshund dreams of another world
It's squeeky toys and sauteed squirrels
In a dachshund's dreams of another world
It's squeeky toys and sauteed squirrels
Sauteed squirrels, sauteed squirrels, sauteed squirrels
(I farted again)