Hoodoo Feud

Once upon a time, they knew the hoodoo feud

Tommy's got a voodoo doll
Twenty pointy pins
He pokes it a lot
For luck, bad luck

Gina twirls a chicken all day
She says it does the trick
Keeps bad mojo at bay
For luck, for luck

She says, the magic potion is in the pot
This mystic incantation has been chanted a lot
We'll keep the fire burning 'til it's hot
For luck, with hex and a pox

Oh, this hoodoo feud
Whoa, between me and you
Who's the better hoodoo, we'll know when we're thru
Oh, it's between me and you

Tommy's got a wart on his nose
In a touchy spot
Now it hurts when he blows
So tough, bad luck

Gina wears a shaggy toupee
When she tries to fit it tight on
She whispers
Maybe with Rogaine, someday

The magic potion is in the pot
This mystic incantation has been chanted a lot
Keep the fire burning 'til it's hot
For luck, with hex and a pox

Oh, this hoodoo feud
Whoa, between me and you
Who's the better hoodoo, we'll know when we're thru
Oh, it's between me and you
In a hoodoo feud

The magic potion is in the pot
You give it a light when the briquettes burn out
Oh, this voodoo feud
Whoa, between me and you
Who's the better hoodoo, we'll know when we're thru
Oh, it's between me and you