Sunday, January 8, 2017

I Won't Eat Mush

This crosses "I Won't Give Up" by Jason Mraz with the inherent undesirability of baby food.

Well it's like eating oatmeal
Without that oatmeal appeal
And you're trying your train deal
But that train deal's got old
And just like them old jars
Them old jars you've tried so far
You say here's the train car
You hold up your bowl

Well, I won't eat up this mush
Even with your choo choo chugs
I'm tipping my sippy cup
I'm not eating mush

And when you're having your plate
You chew food that looks so great, and
I'll be here patiently waiting
To eat food that kind

You're saying train cars, no deal
Say it's a plane, not a meal
Here comes a boat, just get real
I'm not gonna buy it
No, I won't eat mush

I don't wanna eat some gunky gobs of mush you feed to me
    and wear a bib and dribble icky mush all down my chin
That icky mush sure looks like snot, you say it's a choo choo
    but where's the tracks you got, yeah, I caught you, not a train
Hand me some bread, with butter spread, and berry jam instead
    there's just this muck, I'm gonna spin, I'm gonna squirm
I had to hold a tight lip grin to stop the spoon from slipping in
    I'll push the bowl, make it drop, and hear the plop of goo again

I won't eat up this mush
Even with your choo choo chugs
I'm tipping my sippy cup
I'm not eating mush, not eating mush

No, I won't eat up this mush (no I won't, eat that mush)
I'm onto your choo choo chugs (why eat mush, why eat mush)
You've got a lot of nerve (tell me why, eat up mush)
I'm onto your food fibs (they are food fibs)

I won't eat up this mush
Even with your choo choo chugs
I'm tipping my sippy cup
I'm not eating mush

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