Toast vs Bagel

This one is in memory of David Bowie.  His "Golden Years", as sung by one deprived of a morning bagel.

Hold on here's toast, hot, hot, hot

Hold on here's toast, hot, hot, hot

Hold on here's toast, hot, hot, hot

Don't make me choose between a

Toast or blueberry

Bagel

Hon', heat up a bagel

Breakin' my fast, day's begun

Bacon's warm and the eggs are done

Hon', heat up a bagel

Where's my bagel breakfast roll

Knife for spreading

A little cream cheese on

Hold on here's toast, hot, hot, hot

Hon', heat up a bagel

I'd really love some

Buttery toast

And dreamy cream cheese, bagel

Hon', heat up a bagel

Make a chill mug o' chocolate milk

Chug a mug back, goes fine

With my

Hon', heat up a bagel

I'll slip, twist my ankle in a pool o' tears

If someone doesn't come and tell me, "Sugar, here's…"

Hold on here's toast, hot, hot, hot

Hon', heat up a bagel

One of these days, if you just won't stop

Gonna drive down town

To the bagel shop

Gonna stack that sardine can up to the top

Just fold those seats back hatch back van

Do it up tight, but you gotta pack smart

Dozen by, dozen by, box upon box, I sincerely now

I sincerely have to say

Hon', heat up a bagel Hon' on the toaster, Hon' on the toaster Hon' on the toaster, Hon' on the toaster

Where's my bagel breakfast roll Knife for spreading A little cream cheese on Hold on here's, here's toast, hot, hot, hot Hon', heat up a bagel

Don't make me choose between a

Toast or blueberry

Bagel

Hon', heat up a bagel

Hon' on the toaster, Hon' on the toaster

Hon' on the toaster, there's a bagel setting

I'll slip, twist my ankle in a pool o' tears

If someone doesn't come and tell me, "Sugar, here's…"

Hold on here's toast, hot, hot, hot Hold on here's toast, hot, hot, hot Hold on here's toast, hot, hot, hot

Gum

This crosses "One" by U2 with the frustration of stepping on gum.

Did it lose it's flavor

Or was it hard to chew

Well it was on the paver, and … ew... now

It's sticking to my shoe

I got

Gum stuck

Gum gross

When it's in my treads

It really blows

Gum stuck

Off the grubby ground

With each step it's making

That sucky sound

Did it not blow bubbles

Or leave a bad taste in your mouth

Too wet to hold it in your hand

And so you went and spit it out

Well it's…

Chewed up

Chewed out

It's sticking fast, now I wanna shout

It’s gum, stuck with stones and twigs

I drag my

Shoe in the gutter

Shoe in the gutter

Gum

Did your gum go lose it's sweetness

Did your gum decay your teeth

Now your gum's stuck on my sneaker

It's all gooey underneath

It's on my shoe

Chewed up and used

I try to scrape it

But it's really fuzed

It's gum

What'cha gonna do

Well you

Spit out another

And now it's on my shoe

You put

Gum under tables

Gum behind the door

Gum under tables

Gum it up some more

You made it all sticky

And spit it on the floor

And I can't condone you now

Not anymore

Cuz now it's on my foot

Gum chewed

Gum stick

Gum's done

It's time to get rid of it

Gum's done

Tasteless spittle

Slobber

A little

Gum's done

What'cha gonna do

It's time to

Unwrap another

Unwrap another

One…. Gum

Chew

Make it.  Make it.  Make it

Bubble  (Does it)  Bubble

Chew it up

Chew it up

Bubble  (Make it)  Bubble

I Wanna See This Street Paved

This spins "Brave" by Sara Bareilles into a song of neverending roadwork.

You can do the paving

Or be a lazing while a flagman holds a sign

You can lead the work crew

You can do the job too, with those cones all in a line

Or you can start goofing off

No one's gonna get through, when they're all stuck too

In this gridlock traffic zone

Men with their stop signs, spinning in time

Can juggle traffic cones

And I wonder when you'll ever be thru

Day after working day

I'm idling again, and

Honestly, I wanna see this street paved

I want to drive away

You know without a doubt

Honestly, I wanna see this street paved

Just wanna see this

I just wanna see this

Just wanna see this

I wanna see this street paved

Just wanna see this

I just wanna see this

Just wanna see this

I wanna see this street paved

Everybody's car stopped

Everybody's gridlocked, late for where they wanna be

Some are feeling fear

Some angry or in tears

And that guy needs to pee

No fun…  Gas needle's in the red zone

Maybe we can pray, now is the day work begins

Maybe one of these days you could fill that hole in

So please, get with the paving

Day after working day

I'm idling again, and

Honestly, I wanna see this street paved

I want to drive away

You know without a doubt

Honestly, I wanna see this street paved

Ten cents could call in some road service

Won't do me any good

Did you think it would?

Now my tank is outta time and empty

How will the tow truck get thru?

Day after working day

I'm idling again and

Honestly, I wanna see this street paved

I want to drive away

It makes me wanna shout

Honestly, I wanna see this street paved

Just wanna see this

I just wanna see this

I just wanna see this

I wanna see this street paved