M.I.L.K.

This is a cow's take on "Everybody Hurts" by R.E.M.

The sky is gold

On the farm, and farmer's hands are cold

When you're standing in your stall

Dairy barn, in the morn'

This milk is musical

These milking bucket rhymes

And every udder squirts, in time

In time cows will face the dawn

Now it's time to sing along

We can make a milking song  (cold dawn, cold dawn)

Place each note where it belongs  (cold dawn)

We can masticate our cuds

Ruminate, yummy straw

'Cause, every udder squirts

Here comes the milking man

Every udder squirts

Those frozen hands, oh no

Those frozen hands

Can you please go warm them up

Oh, oh, oh, not warm enough

If you warm them up, then you will

Bring cheer to milking song

We can masticate our cuds, ruminate, yummy straw

Yeah, every udder squirts, in time

Milking bucket rhymes

Every udder squirts, in time

And every udder squirts, in time

It's a cold dawn, cold dawn, cold dawn, cold dawn

Cold dawn, cold dawn, cold dawn, cold dawn

Every udder squirts