Frog in the Bandolier

This spins "Chandelier" by Sia into a tale of a desparado frog who will stop at nothing to get at those flies on the window.

Bandit frog, with attitude

I will get your bug, one webby dude

I eat that bug, eat that bug (croak)

I will go to your window sill

Where you keep your flies, get your bugs I will

Can't stop me now, stop me now (croak)

Eat that fly, eat that fly, lick

Eat that fly, eat that fly, lick

Eat that fly, eat that fly, lick

Eat 'em down, can't stop me now

I am the frog in the bandolier, in the bandolier

I am the frog your insects call dangerous

The one they call dangerous

I'm gonna climb, up your venician blinds, to your most precious flies

I am the frog in the bandolier, in the bandolier

And I'm climbing up to the heights, 'til I'm there where your flies like to hide

Just stand back now, I'm eating flies, eat them all, this is bandit frog pride

And now I'm climbing up to the heights, 'til I'm there where your flies like to hide

Just stand back now, I'm eating flies, eat them all, this is bandit frog pride

Bandit frog pride

Bug owner, I address

Better back off now, this is serious

Just keep away, just keep away

Eat that fly, eat that fly, lick

Eat that fly, eat that fly, lick

Eat that fly, eat that fly, lick

Eat 'em down, can't stop me now

I am the frog in the bandolier, in the bandolier

I am the frog your insects call dangerous

The one they call dangerous

I'm gonna climb, up your venician blinds, to your most precious flies

I am the frog in the bandolier, in the bandolier

And I'm climbing up to the heights, 'til I'm there where your flies like to hide

Just stand back now, I'm eating flies, eat them all, this is bandit frog pride

And now I'm climbing up to the heights, 'til I'm there where your flies like to hide

Just stand back now, I'm eating flies, eat them all, this is bandit frog pride

Bandit frog pride

Mummy

This the ancient Egyptian curse version of "Call Me" by Blondie.

Wrapped up in trespassing, robber

I know where you are

Trapped in sandstone passings, beware

I'm not very far

Steal your courage, chill your heart

Ancient curses in a jar

Mummy (mummy) nhuh-ooo-ah

Mummy, mummy, comes alive

Mummy (mummy) nhuh-ooo-ah

Mummy's coming, ready for a fight

Mummy

Wrap me in Egyptian linen

For eternal life

Put jewels and gems and blings devine

on to my sarcophogi

Drill a hole, remove my brain

Kind of gross but stops decay

Mummy (mummy) nhuh-ooo-ah

Mummy, mummy, comes alive

Mummy (mummy) nhuh-ooo-ah

The guardian revivified

Mummy

Nhuh-oo-oo, he reads the hieroglyphs of life

Nhuh-oo-oo, a cobra, walky guy, walky guy

Nhuh-oo-oo, crocodile, flower pot, crocodile

It's an eye, it's a face, it's a chair, it's a wait

It's an eye, it's a face, it's a chair, it's a wait

Wait I know this one

Is that a hippo?

Lets see…

Loopy squiggle rope

Owl!  That's an owl

Ziggy lines… A giant slug

An eye, hand, axe

What's that thing?  Oh no…

Mummy (mummy) nhuh-ooo-ah

Mummy, mummy, comes alive

Mummy (mummy) nhuh-ooo-ah

Mummy, bringing doom unto defilers

Mummy (mummy) nhuh-ooo-ah

Mummy, sacred servant of the Nile

Mummy, (mummy) purify the tomb in style

Mummy (mummy) nhuh-ooo-ah

Mummy, mummy, comes alive

Mummy (mummy) nhuh-ooo-ah

Mummy