Electric Kangaroo

Boing!  Boing!

Out in the streets there is idlings
And-and the cars spew filth to the sky
I breathe the haze of pollution
And-and I don't choose to be that kind

Oh-no, I'm gonna hop onto electric kangaroo
Robotic hops are higher
Oh, I'm gonna hop on through, electric kangaroo
There's magic in the wires

Fracking can not be the answer
Then another way there must be
They'll sell our health to break the earth
Hills will soon be empty

Get on, we gotta hop onto electric kangaroo
Robotic hops are higher
Oh, we gonna hop on through, electric kangaroo
There's magic in the wires

Oh no.  Oh no.  Oh no.  Let's go

Come on, we gotta hop onto electric kangaroo
Nobody hops it higher
Oh, we gonna hop on through, electric kangaroo
There's magic in the wires

Who is to change global warming
No it can't be only one
Think of the young generation
Who will know the new heat of the sun

Get on, we gotta hop onto electric kangaroo
Robotic hops are higher
Let's go, we gonna hop on through, electric kangaroo
There's magic in the wires

Go, bounce in the street
Bounce in the street
Bounce by the red lights
Bounce to new heights

Oh, we gotta hop onto electric kangaroo
Robotic hops are higher
Oh, we gonna hop on through, electric kangaroo
There's magic in the wires

Bounce in the street
Bounce in the street
Bounce by the gridlock
'Til that smog's not around

So we gotta hop onto electric kangaroo
Nobody hops it higher
Hey, we gonna hop on through, electric kangaroo
There's magic in the wires

Oh yeah
Hop on to the future
Hop on past the past
Take fossils from the gas can
Put them in museums, you see em

Your Shoes

Your shoes radiate a fashion sense
With a style that is in command
But something else about them eminates
And I tell you it is not as grand
Those crusty socks with sweaty stains
Concealed within your shoes
And wrinkled noses, troubled faces
These reveal the truth

They can smell a foul odor
They can smell a foot odor, people
Your feet have a foul odor
They can smell your foot odor people, ooh

Shoes are made for germs to incubate
Those germs proliferate in sweaty swill
Your shoes are the shoes they populate
Get funky with their fungi buddies smell
For there's caked feet, crowded, jammy toes
All stinking in your shoes
And if you think the smell will blow away
Here's one quick tip for you

They can smell a foul odor
They can smell your foot odor, people
They can smell that foul odor
They can smell your foot odor people
Foul odor. Foot odor. Your odor.
Stinking and a reeking and a
Foul odor. Foot odor. Your odor.
They don't want to smell it and a

They can smell a foul odor
They can smell your foot odor, people
They can smell that foul odor
They can smell your foot odor people
Foul odor. Foot odor. Your odor.
They don't want to smell that foot odor
Foul odor. Foot odor. Your odor.
Stinking and a reeking and a oh P.U.
Foul odor. Foot odor. Your odor.
I don't want to smell that foot odor
Foul odor. Foot odor. Your odor.
It's your foot odor.  Unh.

Your shoes. Your shoes.

Bulk Cereal

By the pound you can buy this bulk cereal, let's go
Buy enough of this stuff, it gets really cheap, I know
Picking it all through for the marshmallows, good times
Sweets I am finding inside of this cereal

Come, come and I'll show
You might want to know
The fluf-fy feel of a marshmallow

Oh, come take my hand
To the register stand
To buy, to try, this bulk cereal

And it's all yummy things
'Til the marshmallows all run low
But you still got a lot of kibble
And there's no sugar snacks now

By the pound you can buy this bulk cereal, let's go
Buy enough of this stuff, it gets really cheap, I know
Picking it all through for the marshmallows, good times
Sweets I am finding inside of this cereal

The source you should know
With food dyes rainbows
Fructose, fructose, we can eat those

Right, right when I'm near
It's like they disappear
What do you know?  We're down to kibble, you can eat those

And it's all yummy things
'Til the marshmallows all run low
But you still got a lot of kibble
And there's no sugar snacks now

By the pound you can buy this bulk cereal, let's go
Buy enough of this stuff, it gets really cheap, I know
Picking it all through for the marshmallows, good times
Sweets I am finding inside of this cereal

What kind of meal, these crusty kibble parts
Could feed my cat but it might barf
And now I'm stuck, I'm stuck
Buying, buying, buying

By the pound you can buy this bulk cereal, let's go
Buy enough of this stuff, it gets really cheap, I know
Picking it all through for the marshmallows, good times
Sweets I am finding inside of this cereal

I'll Probably Pee

If the latch is loose and the cold winds howl
And the gate swings open and there ain't no one around
Then I'll slip outside down the twisty roads
Go sniffing every tree
You ask yourself, who'll walk with me
To guide my way, who could it be
I have to say that
To find my way that I'll probably pee

When I'm smelling something with a meaty appeal
And I tip down the can, and root for my meal
And I take the bone, and I bury it
Where nobody can see
Ask yourself, what guarantee
Could indicate a place, retrace my way for me
There's no mistaking
I'll lift my leg and I'll probably pee

It's not the easiest situation to navigate these roads
And this frequent urination sure takes bladder control
Summer's day, I should quench my thirst away
Sun'll surely run me dry
But if there's one hydrant, just one hydrant
That no hound in sighting would deny
Make no mistake that
I'll lift my leg and I'll probably pee

When a squirrel's tail twitchy on a side yard fence
I bark to defend my canine dominance
And I let a howl, and from beside a house
Some guy throws his newspaper at me
So I pick it up, and I run away
I won't return it
That's not how I play these fetchy games
And where I take it
I have to say that, I'll probably pee

I do my business in the business section
Leave a sophisticated scent in the classifieds
Even put a special interest piece in the local pages

I have to say that
You know this stray dog
Won't hesitate long
To lift a leg and
There's no mistaking
I'll lift that leg and
I'll probably pee

Wait for it

'Cause if there's just three drops in the dusty reservoir
No parched Saraha could still this oceans tidal roar
I'll shake my leg and
I'll shake my leg and
I'll shake my leg and
I'll shake my leg and
I'll shake my leg and
I'll shake my leg and I'll probably pee

Beware the Butter

She needs the butter life
She feeds the butter life

Well she hates to wait in a margerine tub
And she moans when she's in one
She likes the warmth of a waffle iron
That's where she's going
To work a quick enchantment
Slip a slick spell on your tongue
With just one bit of butter and you're done
She's going to get you

All that she haunts is the butter, maybe
She's on your waffle now
All that she haunts is the butter, waiting, yeah
All that she haunts is the butter, maybe
You've got a mouthful now
All that she haunts is the butter, melting away

All that she haunts
All that she haunts

So if you think you might like a crunchy bite
Of some buttered battered prawns
Its butter charms she works on you
You must remember
Your doctor warned of trans-fats
With their paranormal ties
Beware the butter baked into your pie
She's going to get you

All that she haunts is the butter, maybe
She's on your waffle now
All that she haunts is the butter, waiting, yeah
All that she haunts is the butter, maybe
You've got a mouthful now
All that she haunts is the butter, melting away

Dainty Bugs

Sometimes I find, it seems
You've got bugs on your mind, you see
I need to find a way to break
The scientific grip of entomology
At bugs you stare
I need to show I care
And although I try
Between ticks and mites, I can't catch your eyes
Bugs!  What can I do? (I can)
Here's a plan for you
I'll dress these bugs I'm giving
In lace and bows they're oh so pretty
Make bugs fancy, presto and they're all
Dainty bugs
(whoa-o-o-o) Dainty bugs

Now I know I've got these
Bugs to paint, I've got to decorate
All these itty bugs in your treasury
Sometimes I try
But these words won't come out right
But now I think I found a way
'Cause I made your bug a bug toupee

Bugs feet can do shoes
But plain shoes won't do
I'll sprinkle glue and glitter
To sparkle up your bugs new slippers
Make bugs fancy, presto and they're all
Dainty bugs
(whoa-o-o-o) Dainty bugs

Those bugs need these
I give you fashionista fleas
Your bugs would glow in dainty clothes
Now I'm gonna pick my threads and sew
Dainty bugs (whoa-o-o-o), dainty bugs (whoa-o-o-o)
Dainty bugs (whoa-o-o-o), dainty bugs (whoa-o-o-o)
Plush antennae, dainty bugs
Plush antennae, dainty bugs

Baby, baby, look at these bugs clothes
Oh they're so dainty
Let me weave you some more
I've got these glittered knitted sweaters fitted for brine fleas
Those lucky brine fleas
Echinoderms are sad
Blue suede hats fit your flies, so snazzily
Those are dapper bugs
Take it from me
And now I found around here, some centipedes
You know I believe, I need some more sleeves

Oh baby, baby, look at these bugs clothes
Oh they're so dainty
Let me weave you some more
Oh baby, baby, look at these bugs clothes
Oh they're so dainty
Don't you really adore

Lippy Doo

Charlie Chaplin, Fu Manchu
Facial hair is what they do
Get a little, grow a lippy doo too
Get a little, grow a lippy doo

Hulk Hogan and Einstein too
Are in the furry lippin' crew
Get a little, grow a lippy doo too
Get a little, grow a lippy doo

Try a hairy, get a lippy doo creation
But if you trim a get a lippy doo too straight
You're gonna look like Hitler

So, wax it classic barkeep style
Or flash your Errol Flynn profile
Get a little, grow a lippy doo too
Get a little, grow a lippy doo

Get a little, grow a lippy doo too
Get a little, grow a lippy doo

Get a little, grow a lippy doo too
Get a little, grow a lippy doo

Try a hairy, get a lippy doo creation
But if you trim a get a lippy doo too late
You're gonna look like Hagrid

So, sport it Colonel Mustard style
Or twirl a thin whip villian spiral
Get a little, grow a lippy doo too

Hairless lip, he feeling blue
Hey Shaggy pal of Scooby Doo
Get a little, grow a lippy doo

Doctor Phil and Dali too
Are in the furry lippin' crew
Get a little, grow a lippy doo too

Hairless lips, they feeling blue
Honest Abe and Doctor Who
Get a little, grow a lippy doo

Groucho Marx and Ghandi too
Are in the furry lippin' crew
Get a little, grow a lippy doo too

Get a lippy doo