I Wanna See This Street Paved

You can do the paving

Or be a lazing while a flagman holds a sign

You can lead the work crew

You can do the job too, with those cones all in a line

Or you can start goofing off

No one's gonna get through, when they're all stuck too

In this gridlock traffic zone

Men with their stop signs, spinning in time

Can juggle traffic cones

And I wonder when you'll ever be thru

Day after working day

I'm idling again, and

Honestly, I wanna see this street paved

I want to drive away

You know without a doubt

Honestly, I wanna see this street paved

Just wanna see this

I just wanna see this

Just wanna see this

I wanna see this street paved

Just wanna see this

I just wanna see this

Just wanna see this

I wanna see this street paved

Everybody's car stopped

Everybody's gridlocked, late for where they wanna be

Some are feeling fear

Some angry or in tears

And that guy needs to pee

No fun…  Gas needle's in the red zone

Maybe we can pray, now is the day work begins

Maybe one of these days you could fill that hole in

So please, get with the paving

Day after working day

I'm idling again, and

Honestly, I wanna see this street paved

I want to drive away

You know without a doubt

Honestly, I wanna see this street paved

Ten cents could call in some road service

Won't do me any good

Did you think it would?

Now my tank is outta time and empty

How will the tow truck get thru?

Day after working day

I'm idling again and

Honestly, I wanna see this street paved

I want to drive away

It makes me wanna shout

Honestly, I wanna see this street paved

Just wanna see this

I just wanna see this

I just wanna see this

I wanna see this street paved

M.I.L.K.

The sky is gold

On the farm, and farmer's hands are cold

When you're standing in your stall

Dairy barn, in the morn'

This milk is musical

These milking bucket rhymes

And every udder squirts, in time

In time cows will face the dawn

Now it's time to sing along

We can make a milking song  (cold dawn, cold dawn)

Place each note where it belongs  (cold dawn)

We can masticate our cuds

Ruminate, yummy straw

'Cause, every udder squirts

Here comes the milking man

Every udder squirts

Those frozen hands, oh no

Those frozen hands

Can you please go warm them up

Oh, oh, oh, not warm enough

If you warm them up, then you will

Bring cheer to milking song

We can masticate our cuds, ruminate, yummy straw

Yeah, every udder squirts, in time

Milking bucket rhymes

Every udder squirts, in time

And every udder squirts, in time

It's a cold dawn, cold dawn, cold dawn, cold dawn

Cold dawn, cold dawn, cold dawn, cold dawn

Every udder squirts

Insomnia

Try to go to sleep

Tilt your head right

Scratch your chin

Stretch your leg again

Turn over

Close your eyes too, close your eyes too

Listen to the clock

Ticking on now

Check the time

Shadows on the wall, hum a song

Close your eyes too, close your eyes too

You just have insomnia

You just want to sleep the night away

You just have the hiccups, hiccup, hiccup, hiccup

You just have to breathe into a bag

Go on close your eye, eye, eye, eye-yi-eyes

Go on close your eye, eye, eye, eye-yi-eyes

Go on close your eye, eye, eye, eye-yi-eyes

So just close your eyes

Go on close your eyes

Snoo-oo-ooze

Restless leg syndrome

Wiggle feet

Mister Whiskers purrs

Does what kittys do

And those claws

They go right through, they go right through (Hey!)

Wait a second, I

Need to go… put the trash out too

Cause it's garbage day, today and

They will be here soon.  All too soon

You just have insomnia

You just want to sleep the night away

You just have the hiccups, hiccup, hiccup, hiccup

You just have to breathe into a bag

You just have insomnia

You just want to sleep the night away

You just have the hiccups, hiccup, hiccup, hiccup

You just have to breathe into a bag

Go on close your eye, eye, eye, eye-yi-eyes

Go on close your eye, eye, eye, eye-yi-eyes

Go on close your eye, eye, eye, eye-yi-eyes

Go on close your eyes

Go on close your eye, eye, eye, eye-yi-eyes

Go on close your eye, eye, eye, eye-yi-eyes

Go on close your eye, eye, eye, eye-yi-eyes

So just close your eyes

Go on close your eyes

You just have insomnia

You just want to sleep the night away

You just have the hiccups, hiccup, hiccup, hiccup

You just have to breathe into a bag

Go on close your eye, eye, eye, eye-yi-eyes

Go on close your eye, eye, eye, eye-yi-eyes

Go on close your eye, eye, eye, eye-yi-eyes

Go on close your eyes

Mister Whiskers, please

Hey off my face

Take a breath

Scratch those kitty ears, hear the purrs

Close your eyes too

Close those eyes too

Potato Surprise

Got some left-overs

Some o-old french fri-ies

Clean the 'frigerator

It's casserole night

Toss in the tuna

Trim off the cheese

Add in some of those obligitory peas

It needs some of these, these leftover peas

Mix it under, under, under

Leftover spam, it's a cellophane prize

Squirt in some ketchup, add a quarter pot pie

Some rubbery broccoli, and dry carrot sticks

Mix it under some soy bacon bits

Mmmm bacon bits

Potato surprise, potato surprise

Mixing up some leftover

Potato surprise

Potato surprise, potato surprise

Fixing up a casserole called

Potato surprise, oh woah oh oh

Let's reminisce

With that old crusty rice

Half a frankfurter, that frankfurter's nice

And back in that corner, say what's in that bowl

It looks kinda grody and so old I can't tell

What it i-i-is

What is this foo-ooo-ood

It's in potato surpri-i-ise

Yeah potato surpri-ise

Potato surprise, potato surprise

Everything ends up inside

Potato surprise

Potato surprise, potato surprise

It all ends up somewhere in

Potato surprise

Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na

Some mushy zucchini, from Saturday night

Got the runs then, but lets give it a try

Pop in some pudding, I hope that it's lime

Eat this stuff now or we'll have it next time

Potato surprise, potato surprise

Mixing up some leftover

Potato surprise

Potato surprise, potato surprise

Fixing up a casserole called

Potato surprise

Potato surprise, potato surprise

Everything ends up inside

Potato surprise

Potato surprise, potato surprise

It all ends up somewhere in

Potato surpri-i-ise, oh-woah-oh

Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na

Potato surprise

Yeah yeah yeah

Potato surprise

Yeah yeah yeah

Carry Buddha

So, the master monk said

To that room instead

Feng shui

We have to move Buddha today

And son of a gun

But he's a heavy one

Got qualms, and sweaty palms

So though Buddha should enlighten me

I bet he's gonna squish my chi

And now he's ow, ow, ow, ow, on my toe you see

Now why don't you

Carry Buddha?

Oh-oh-oh

Hands on his knees

Keep moving please

Oh please

This may just herniate me

Oh no

My right, not yours

Through those big doors

Turn there

Then up the stairs

So though I took a vow I would not speak

This redecoration situation's bleak

And now my back, back, back, back, back is tweaked

Ow, carry Buddha

Oh, ow

Tell me, tell you

This thing is heavy

Bent brows broke vows

Spoken a few

I got a few for you too

Up one flight, and then the next

To the alcove that's the best

That Buddha's solid brass

Don't wanna bust my…. back

So though I took a vow I would not speak

This redecoration situation's bleak

And now my back, back, back, back, back is tweaked

Ow, carry, carry Buddha

Pastrami on a Parmesan Bun

I'm in love, with the deli girl

But I can't say the words

So I just buy more sandwiches

And it's giving me the stinky burps

I'm eating there three times a day

Hoping it's your shift

Getting stamps on my sandwich card

When you're off I feel like I've been gypped

You take pastrami

And put it on a parmesan bun

And you made it so tasty

Now I want another one

How the weeks and the seasons turn

And that sandwich is our thing

I wish that I could speak some other words

Instead I'll have another pastrami

And you take pastrami

Put it on that parmesan bun

And you made it so tasty

Now I want another one

Change of hands at the Sandwich Land

Now saeurkraut makes me cry

Cuz you've gone to the Deli Grand

And I will not have my Reuben on rye

You gotta take pastrami

And put it on that parmesan bun

Cuz that makes it so tasty

Now I want another one

You take pastrami

And put it on a parmesan bun

But you made it so God darn tasty

Now I want another one

Now I want another one

Now I want another one

And I go

And I go

And I go

And I go

And I go

And I go, so

Now I want another one

lol brb

You order delivery?

Mmm mmm mmmm.  Mmm mmm mmmm.  Mmm mmm mm mm mm.

I'm gonna need some of that chow mein

I'm gonna need some battered meat

I'm gonna need some of that egg fu young

I'm gonna need a cookie too

I'm gonna celebrate an egg roll

I'll be chowing broccoli beef

I'm gonna swallow me some of that sweet moo shu, and nobody's gonna keep it from me

LOL

BRB

One more plate

That's what I need

LOL

I said OMG

I'm gonna eat my plate clean

Now been seventeen minutes, since my fork went down

Seventeen more, I'll starve, you'll see

These Asian noodles just won't fill me up

But I need some more of that MSG

LOL

BRB

One more plate

That's what I need

LOL

I said OMG

I'm gonna eat my plate clean

My belly's growling, my mouth is drooling, microwave is calling to me

My belly's growling, my mouth is drooling, microwave is calling to me

My belly's growling, my mouth is drooling, microwave is calling to me

My belly's growling, my mouth is drooling, microwave is calling to me

LOL

BRB

One more plate

That's what I need

LOL

I said OMG

I'm gonna eat my plate clean

LOL

BRB

One more plate

That's what I need

LOL

I said OMG

I'm gonna eat my plate clean