Grabber

Grab it, grab it
Jars and hats and books and things
Are on the shelves and out of reach
Lucky me!  I've a grabber
Its a grabber.  Grab it

Then is when I'm starving
My tum is grummy barring
I've got a cookie box up on the shelf
Fig crumble
Take out cookies wrapped in plastic bags
This tasty magic for constipation.  Grab it

That cat won't use it's litter box
This mess, this mess, this mess, this mess
And lucky me!  I've a grabber
Its a grabber.  Grab it

All this skitter skatter, skitter scatter, skitter scatter 'bout
Scat and scat and scat
And I can't sweep it away there with a broom
The grounds all poopie scatters
Grab it, da poopie, grab it

Reach techniques for far objects
Gets you effortless access access access access
With a grabber, I'll grab it, with a grabber

Ahh, lucky me, I've a grabber
Its a grabber
Lucky me!  With a grabber, yeah, grab it

Achy joints and tender knees
I ain't bending down for things
Achy joints and tender knees
My grabbers good for fallen things
My locking knees, I'm in tatters, yeah
My knees have had it, but does it matter
Does it matter, unh-uh
Does it matter, unh-uh, I've a grabber, ooh grab it

Oh look, da poopie, grab it, grab it
Unh, da poopie, grab it
Unh, da poopie, grab it, grab it

Don't you know that I hate picking up, up, up, up, up
To bend to the ground just gets so tough, tough, tough, tough, tough
To squat acts up my left side
Leg bucks, fall down
What a mess, the grounds been battered, I've been flattered
My box has clattered, scattered all over my kitchen

Oh look, da poopie, grab it, grab it
Unh, da poopie, grab it
Unh, da poopie, grab it
Unh, da poopie, grab it
Unh, da poopie, grab it, grab it

Uh-huh, the grounds full of cookie wrappers
Go ahead, bite the fig crumble, don't mind the floor wax
My things are scattered
My things all spread around, then
Grab it, grab it, grab it, grab it, grab it, grab it, grab it
Pile it up, pile it up, pile it high with the grabber

The Snooze

Bed got no mattress, bed got this lumpy old futon
But I got a pillow soft, and a quilt that's warm
Bed got no stains, bed got no oopsie urinations
Bet I can sleep right through, on a bed like this with a bladder full
Let me sleep through (Let me sleep through)
Why you tryna blow my nap?
I'm just tryna prove the facts
Will I snore like this, will I snore like that? (Can you hear me?)
Let me sleep through (Let me sleep through)
I'm hibernating in the sack (G'night)
I'm just tryna prove my point
Would I snore like this, would I sound like that? (Yeah)
This slumber time has burned it's fuse
But I need a good good sleep, so I slam that snooze

I won't hurry, won't hurry, won't hurry with a pillow in my face
I'm dreaming of a styling place, and sleep slobber lake (Oh ugg)
I know you wish, know you wish, I would stay awake
But I need more today, snores they say (Yow)
Let me sleep through (Let me sleep through)
Why you tryna blow my nap?
I'm just tryna prove the facts
Will I snore like this, will I snore like that? (Can you hear me?)
Let me sleep through (Let me sleep through)
I'm hibernating in the sack (G'night)
I'm just tryna prove my point
Would I snore like this, would I sound like that? (Yeah)
I tell you I got snores to use
And I need a good good sleep, so I slam that snooze

Just say its night, alright alright
Its day not night, alright alright (goodnight)
Just say its night, (goodnight) alright alright (goodnight)
Its day not night (goodnight)
To wake or rest is mine to choose
And I need a good good sleep, so I'll slam that snooze
I'll take another five or two
Yeah I need a good good sleep, so I'll slam that snooze

Convection

Whoa, mmmm
You've been stirring sauce, stirring sauce, stirring sauce
With that sausage seasoning
Get your noodles on, noodles on, noodles on
One by one
You could get applause, get applause, get applause
From Italian food gourmets
Put your noodles on, noodles on, noodles on
Til you're done, oh
I know the best lasagna
You'll ever get
You got your cheesy block all shredded fine, oh
Now how will you heat lasagna?
Your oven's wrecked
And cold wet soggy noodles aren't divine

You just want convection
Your oven won't start
Maybe you just blew your brand new oven's only fuse
Yeah, you just want convection
And if they have the parts
It's just not in time to ever fully cook this food, oh

You will never fit, never fit, never fit
That pan in the microwave
And your noodles are, noodles are, noodles are
Out of luck
And with that metal trim, metal trim, metal trim
It's not even micro-safe
You already know, 'ready know, 'ready know,
That you're done, oh
Now how will you heat lasagna?  (heat lasagna)
Your oven's wrecked
There's no way they'll fix this up in time
(There's no way they'll fix this up in time)
I know the best lasagna (oh lasagna)
You'll never get (oh, baby)
Cause cold uncooked lasagna ain't divine

You just want convection
Your oven won't start
Maybe you just blew your brand new oven's only fuse, a fuse
Yeah, you just want convection
And if they have the parts
It's just not in time to ever fully cook this food, oh food, oh

Where is the melty cheesy
Where is that brown cheese, yum  (Where is it brown?)
Where is the melty cheesy
Where is that brown cheese, yum  (Where is it brown?)
Where is the melty cheesy
Where is that brown cheese, yum  (Where is it brown?)
Where is the melty cheesy
Where is that brown cheese, yum

Now how will you heat lasagna?  Your oven's wrecked
Your guests will be show up here at any time
I know the best lasagna you'll never get
Cause cold wet soggy noodles aren't divine

You just want convection
Your oven won't start
Maybe you just blew your brand new oven's only fuse
Yeah, you just want convection
And if they have the parts
It's just not in time to ever fully cook this food, oh

Where is the melty cheesy
Where is that brown cheese, yum  (Where is it brown?)
Where is the melty cheesy
Where is that brown cheese, yum  (Yeah you just want convection)
Where is the melty cheesy (Your oven won't start)
Where is that brown cheese, yum
(Your guests will just have to dine on take-out pizza food, oh)
Where is the melty cheesy
Where is that brown cheese, yum

Vulcan Wannabe

Live long and prosper, it's destiny

Dehumidified

Broke AC, broke AC
So you see my situation - dry heat
Somehow dry skin began a disease
Iguana scales on my feet, oh man

Insidious sinuses
My mummied booger hurts when I sneeze
The high heat time has began
So you can understand my jam
And it feels just like I'm dehumidified
(Dehumidified)

Appliance, wouldn't start
Don't they make replacement parts
I'll get you some
Shouldn't take so long
Oh, don't they make replacement parts
Could you fix it?  No
Could you fix it?  No
Could you fix it?  Sweetie, pretty please  (Hot)

Bad AC, bad AC
My tummy growling like a dog in the heat
I'm trying not to cook up the night
So I called take out for tonight, to go

So come see my cozy home
I'll show you the way my garbage can stinks
With fumes of decay, remains of all my chicken wings, oh man
But it feels like I'm dehumidified
(Dehumidified)

Appliance, wouldn't start
Don't they make replacement parts
I'll get you some
Shouldn't take so long
Oh, don't they make replacement parts
Could you fix it?  No
Could you fix it?  No
Could you fix it?  Sweetie, pretty please  (Hot)

I need drops for dry eyes
Temperature's too high
Scratching the itches, sweaty crevices, uh huh

Appliance, wouldn't start
Don't they make replacement parts
Don't say they're out
Shouldn't wait so long, oh no
Don't they make replacement parts
Could you get it?  No
Could you get it?  No
Could you get it?  Sweetie, pretty please

Don't they make replacement parts

Electric Kangaroo

Boing!  Boing!

Out in the streets there is idlings
And-and the cars spew filth to the sky
I breathe the haze of pollution
And-and I don't choose to be that kind

Oh-no, I'm gonna hop onto electric kangaroo
Robotic hops are higher
Oh, I'm gonna hop on through, electric kangaroo
There's magic in the wires

Fracking can not be the answer
Then another way there must be
They'll sell our health to break the earth
Hills will soon be empty

Get on, we gotta hop onto electric kangaroo
Robotic hops are higher
Oh, we gonna hop on through, electric kangaroo
There's magic in the wires

Oh no.  Oh no.  Oh no.  Let's go

Come on, we gotta hop onto electric kangaroo
Nobody hops it higher
Oh, we gonna hop on through, electric kangaroo
There's magic in the wires

Who is to change global warming
No it can't be only one
Think of the young generation
Who will know the new heat of the sun

Get on, we gotta hop onto electric kangaroo
Robotic hops are higher
Let's go, we gonna hop on through, electric kangaroo
There's magic in the wires

Go, bounce in the street
Bounce in the street
Bounce by the red lights
Bounce to new heights

Oh, we gotta hop onto electric kangaroo
Robotic hops are higher
Oh, we gonna hop on through, electric kangaroo
There's magic in the wires

Bounce in the street
Bounce in the street
Bounce by the gridlock
'Til that smog's not around

So we gotta hop onto electric kangaroo
Nobody hops it higher
Hey, we gonna hop on through, electric kangaroo
There's magic in the wires

Oh yeah
Hop on to the future
Hop on past the past
Take fossils from the gas can
Put them in museums, you see em

Your Shoes

Your shoes radiate a fashion sense
With a style that is in command
But something else about them eminates
And I tell you it is not as grand
Those crusty socks with sweaty stains
Concealed within your shoes
And wrinkled noses, troubled faces
These reveal the truth

They can smell a foul odor
They can smell a foot odor, people
Your feet have a foul odor
They can smell your foot odor people, ooh

Shoes are made for germs to incubate
Those germs proliferate in sweaty swill
Your shoes are the shoes they populate
Get funky with their fungi buddies smell
For there's caked feet, crowded, jammy toes
All stinking in your shoes
And if you think the smell will blow away
Here's one quick tip for you

They can smell a foul odor
They can smell your foot odor, people
They can smell that foul odor
They can smell your foot odor people
Foul odor. Foot odor. Your odor.
Stinking and a reeking and a
Foul odor. Foot odor. Your odor.
They don't want to smell it and a

They can smell a foul odor
They can smell your foot odor, people
They can smell that foul odor
They can smell your foot odor people
Foul odor. Foot odor. Your odor.
They don't want to smell that foot odor
Foul odor. Foot odor. Your odor.
Stinking and a reeking and a oh P.U.
Foul odor. Foot odor. Your odor.
I don't want to smell that foot odor
Foul odor. Foot odor. Your odor.
It's your foot odor.  Unh.

Your shoes. Your shoes.