This takes "Shattered" by the Rolling Stones and crosses it with an old guy with gimpy knees, a grabber, and a cat that gets into his "regularity cookies".
Grab it, grab it
Jars and hats and books and things
Are on the shelves and out of reach
Lucky me! I've a grabber
Its a grabber. Grab it
Then is when I'm starving
My tum is grummy barring
I've got a cookie box up on the shelf
Fig crumble
Take out cookies wrapped in plastic bags
This tasty magic for constipation. Grab it
That cat won't use it's litter box
This mess, this mess, this mess, this mess
And lucky me! I've a grabber
Its a grabber. Grab it
All this skitter skatter, skitter scatter, skitter scatter 'bout
Scat and scat and scat
And I can't sweep it away there with a broom
The grounds all poopie scatters
Grab it, da poopie, grab it
Reach techniques for far objects
Gets you effortless access access access access
With a grabber, I'll grab it, with a grabber
Ahh, lucky me, I've a grabber
Its a grabber
Lucky me! With a grabber, yeah, grab it
Achy joints and tender knees
I ain't bending down for things
Achy joints and tender knees
My grabbers good for fallen things
My locking knees, I'm in tatters, yeah
My knees have had it, but does it matter
Does it matter, unh-uh
Does it matter, unh-uh, I've a grabber, ooh grab it
Oh look, da poopie, grab it, grab it
Unh, da poopie, grab it
Unh, da poopie, grab it, grab it
Don't you know that I hate picking up, up, up, up, up
To bend to the ground just gets so tough, tough, tough, tough, tough
To squat acts up my left side
Leg bucks, fall down
What a mess, the grounds been battered, I've been flattered
My box has clattered, scattered all over my kitchen
Oh look, da poopie, grab it, grab it
Unh, da poopie, grab it
Unh, da poopie, grab it
Unh, da poopie, grab it
Unh, da poopie, grab it, grab it
Uh-huh, the grounds full of cookie wrappers
Go ahead, bite the fig crumble, don't mind the floor wax
My things are scattered
My things all spread around, then
Grab it, grab it, grab it, grab it, grab it, grab it, grab it
Pile it up, pile it up, pile it high with the grabber
