Saturday, April 22, 2017

Carry My Beans

This takes all of the reckless rage of "Wake Up Call" by Maroon 5 and refocuses it upon the supermarket stockboy.

And now I'm here at Super Savings
I get a cart that's rolling gimpy
I have some rice and cans of spray cheese
Around the turn to where the beans be
So what the hey's with out of place peas
Never shoulda played that game

If you stocked enough
I'd have bought enough
I'd have got enough
But I've not enough
And your stock is out
And you made it worse
And my temper's hot
So don't say a word

Sold out store
Stockboy being sneaky, putting other cans out instead
Don't you carry my beans anymore
Don'tcha carry my beans?  I don't think so
Stockboy talk
Teasing pea burritos, so I had to cheese his head
He won't joke about peas anymore
Joke about peas?  Well, I don't think so

Bean burrito woulda made me happy
You didn't need to tease me that way
And all these peas are all the same thing
And there's no beans being around me
And now I find you speaking clowny
Burritos out of luck and now

If you stocked enough
I'd have bought enough
I'd have got enough
But I've not enough
And your stock is out
And you made it worse
And my temper's hot
So don't say a word

Sold out store
Stockboy being sneaky, putting other cans out instead
Don't you carry my beans anymore
Don'tcha carry my beans?  Well, I don't think so
Stockboy talk
Teasing pea burritos so I had to cheese his head
He won't joke about peas anymore
Joke about peas
I just cheese the man, I just cheese the man, I just cheese the man

I'm so sorry watchman
Did I do the wrong thing?
Oh, what was I thinking?
Now he's all so cheesy

Woah ohh woah

Sold out store
Stockboy being sneaky, putting other cans out instead
Don't you carry my beans anymore
Don'tcha carry my beans?  I don't think so
Stockboy talk
Teasing pea burritos so I had to cheese his head
He won't joke about peas anymore
Joke about peas?  I just cheese the man

Sold out store
Stockboy being sneaky, putting other cans out instead
Don't you carry my beans anymore
Don'tcha carry my beans?  I don't think so
Stockboy talk
Teasing pea burritos so I had to cheese his head
He won't joke about peas anymore
No he won't joke about peas, I just cheese the man
I just cheese the man, I just cheese the man, I just cheese the man
I just cheese the man (Sold out store)
I just cheese the man (Stockboy being sneaky, putting other cans out instead)
I just cheese the man (Don't you carry my beans anymore?)
Carry my beans?  I don't think so
Sold out store
Stockboy being sneaky, putting other cans out instead
Don't you carry my beans anymore
Carry my beans?  I just cheese the man