Insomnia

This is a sleepless spin on "Try" by Colbie Caillat.

Try to go to sleep

Tilt your head right

Scratch your chin

Stretch your leg again

Turn over

Close your eyes too, close your eyes too

Listen to the clock

Ticking on now

Check the time

Shadows on the wall, hum a song

Close your eyes too, close your eyes too

You just have insomnia

You just want to sleep the night away

You just have the hiccups, hiccup, hiccup, hiccup

You just have to breathe into a bag

Go on close your eye, eye, eye, eye-yi-eyes

Go on close your eye, eye, eye, eye-yi-eyes

Go on close your eye, eye, eye, eye-yi-eyes

So just close your eyes

Go on close your eyes

Snoo-oo-ooze

Restless leg syndrome

Wiggle feet

Mister Whiskers purrs

Does what kittys do

And those claws

They go right through, they go right through (Hey!)

Wait a second, I

Need to go… put the trash out too

Cause it's garbage day, today and

They will be here soon.  All too soon

You just have insomnia

You just want to sleep the night away

You just have the hiccups, hiccup, hiccup, hiccup

You just have to breathe into a bag

You just have insomnia

You just want to sleep the night away

You just have the hiccups, hiccup, hiccup, hiccup

You just have to breathe into a bag

Go on close your eye, eye, eye, eye-yi-eyes

Go on close your eye, eye, eye, eye-yi-eyes

Go on close your eye, eye, eye, eye-yi-eyes

Go on close your eyes

Go on close your eye, eye, eye, eye-yi-eyes

Go on close your eye, eye, eye, eye-yi-eyes

Go on close your eye, eye, eye, eye-yi-eyes

So just close your eyes

Go on close your eyes

You just have insomnia

You just want to sleep the night away

You just have the hiccups, hiccup, hiccup, hiccup

You just have to breathe into a bag

Go on close your eye, eye, eye, eye-yi-eyes

Go on close your eye, eye, eye, eye-yi-eyes

Go on close your eye, eye, eye, eye-yi-eyes

Go on close your eyes

Mister Whiskers, please

Hey off my face

Take a breath

Scratch those kitty ears, hear the purrs

Close your eyes too

Close those eyes too

Potato Surprise

This crosses "Devil Inside" by INXS with a leftover casserole's role in repurposing unwanted food.

Got some left-overs

Some o-old french fri-ies

Clean the 'frigerator

It's casserole night

Toss in the tuna

Trim off the cheese

Add in some of those obligitory peas

It needs some of these, these leftover peas

Mix it under, under, under

Leftover spam, it's a cellophane prize

Squirt in some ketchup, add a quarter pot pie

Some rubbery broccoli, and dry carrot sticks

Mix it under some soy bacon bits

Mmmm bacon bits

Potato surprise, potato surprise

Mixing up some leftover

Potato surprise

Potato surprise, potato surprise

Fixing up a casserole called

Potato surprise, oh woah oh oh

Let's reminisce

With that old crusty rice

Half a frankfurter, that frankfurter's nice

And back in that corner, say what's in that bowl

It looks kinda grody and so old I can't tell

What it i-i-is

What is this foo-ooo-ood

It's in potato surpri-i-ise

Yeah potato surpri-ise

Potato surprise, potato surprise

Everything ends up inside

Potato surprise

Potato surprise, potato surprise

It all ends up somewhere in

Potato surprise

Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na

Some mushy zucchini, from Saturday night

Got the runs then, but lets give it a try

Pop in some pudding, I hope that it's lime

Eat this stuff now or we'll have it next time

Potato surprise, potato surprise

Mixing up some leftover

Potato surprise

Potato surprise, potato surprise

Fixing up a casserole called

Potato surprise

Potato surprise, potato surprise

Everything ends up inside

Potato surprise

Potato surprise, potato surprise

It all ends up somewhere in

Potato surpri-i-ise, oh-woah-oh

Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na

Potato surprise

Yeah yeah yeah

Potato surprise

Yeah yeah yeah